A small town, which epitomizes white, suburbia, located forty five minutes from Boston. The main attraction is a Starbucks, situated in the poorest excuse for a 'center of town' ever, and a crappy, disease-infested pond that Sharonites like to call a lake. Sharon is extremely homogenous, and the average Sharonite is upper middle class, white, spoiled, and preppy. The only sports in which Sharon excels, predictably, are tennis and golf.
The youth of Sharon is extremely corrupt due to too much leisure time and too much money. There was an epidemic of gonorrhea in the middle school after the sketchy theatre was used as a hot spot for the 'pleasure club'. Underage drinking and marijuana use is extremely prevalent but is generally well hidden, or at least kept secret, to protect Sharon High School's reputation.
Overall, the school system is more challenging than most elite colleges, and even though the kids are self-entitled, the general student body is friendly, well raised, and intelligent. It is a great place to raise kids since the violent crime rate nonexistent; however, most kids will most likely try marijuana at least once. At least, when they walk outside to smoke pot in the middle of the night, the worst that could happen to them will probably involve a woodland creature.
The youth of Sharon is extremely corrupt due to too much leisure time and too much money. There was an epidemic of gonorrhea in the middle school after the sketchy theatre was used as a hot spot for the 'pleasure club'. Underage drinking and marijuana use is extremely prevalent but is generally well hidden, or at least kept secret, to protect Sharon High School's reputation.
Overall, the school system is more challenging than most elite colleges, and even though the kids are self-entitled, the general student body is friendly, well raised, and intelligent. It is a great place to raise kids since the violent crime rate nonexistent; however, most kids will most likely try marijuana at least once. At least, when they walk outside to smoke pot in the middle of the night, the worst that could happen to them will probably involve a woodland creature.
"Sharon, MA is boring as all hell, but I have enough liquor and marijuana, which my parent's money bought, to get me through the night."
"I love Sharon, MA, but I'm not coming back after college."
"I love Sharon, MA, but I'm not coming back after college."
by misci July 29, 2008
Get the Sharon, MAmug. Made up SLANG name = sharin' cocks. A chick who likes to take on 2 or more cocks at once. Yes, there probably is someone with that name, but, if so, this does NOT refer to you.
DICK: Have you met Sindy yet?
PETER: No. Why man?
DICK: She's an awesome Sharon Cox! Roger Moore and I banged the hell out of her -- at the same time!
PETER: No way dude!
DICK: WAY!
PETER: No. Why man?
DICK: She's an awesome Sharon Cox! Roger Moore and I banged the hell out of her -- at the same time!
PETER: No way dude!
DICK: WAY!
by Rock Hardon May 30, 2006
Get the Sharon Coxmug. The symbol of commercial music and the end of art as we may know it. Runs the annual festival Ozzfest under her husband's name, picking up the hottest, most-likely to gain dollars bands she can. Recently received a large amount of backlash for her stunts on the last Ozzfest show to feature Iron Maiden, in which she organized an egging of the band on stage, and cut their power several times during their set.
by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 2, 2005
Get the sharon osbournemug. by Ozzy Osbourne...;) January 9, 2008
Get the Sharon Osbournemug. A rising 60's actress and sex symbol, Sharon Tate (1943-1969) is most noted for her senseless slaying at the hands of the Manson Family while nine and a half months pregnant. In life, Sharon was known for her incredible beauty, marriage to director Roman Polanski, and exceptionally sweet and gentle disposition. Her biggest role was in the 1967 film adaptation of 'Valley of the Dolls', playing Jennifer North, a character bearing striking similarities to herself. The brutality of Sharon's murder was further aggravated by the callousness of the press (who fabricated stories involving drugs, orgies, and occultism to tarnish the five victims) and the blitheness of the killers and their cult leader, Charles Manson.
"In death, they made a monster out of her. A monster out of the sweetest, most innocent, lovable human being. She was kindness itself to everybody and everything around her — people, animals, everything. She just didn't have a bad bone in her body. She was a unique person. It's difficult to describe her character. She was just utterly good, the kindest human being I've ever met, with an extreme patience. To live with me was proof of her patience, because to be near me must be an ordeal. She never had a bad temper, she was never moody. She enjoyed being a wife. The press and the public knew of her physical beauty, but she also had a beautiful soul, and this is something that only her friends knew about."
--Roman Polanski, on wife Sharon Tate (interview with Playboy magazine, 1971).
--Roman Polanski, on wife Sharon Tate (interview with Playboy magazine, 1971).
by PinkGoddess December 13, 2010
Get the Sharon Tatemug. by TheHeavyOne May 12, 2011
Get the Sharon Pennsylvaniamug. An old married couple that are youtube celebrity sensations. Fred and Sharon "supposivly" run a movie production business in Kelowna, Canada. Their homemade movies that include sad attemtps at animation are so bad and pathetic that they're actually funny (dry humor funny) ...hence Fred and Sharon have become a youtube hit! It takes talent to be that pathetically funny. They have over 20 videos on youtube. These movies include "Who Needs a Movie?" where they try to promote their movie production business.
The "BIG" question that many people ask is "Are Fred and Sharon being for real, or are they just genius comedians and the jokes on us?"
The "BIG" question that many people ask is "Are Fred and Sharon being for real, or are they just genius comedians and the jokes on us?"
Fred and Sharon:
Sharon: (bored dull voice) Fred our anniversarys coming up. Lets make a movie so we can send it to your mother and family.
Fred: (old canadian voice.) Great idea. We could put it on a DVD or even send it over the internet.
(NOTE: Their dull scripts (such as this brief example) pathetic humor can only be really understood if you actually watch the videos...)
Sharon: (bored dull voice) Fred our anniversarys coming up. Lets make a movie so we can send it to your mother and family.
Fred: (old canadian voice.) Great idea. We could put it on a DVD or even send it over the internet.
(NOTE: Their dull scripts (such as this brief example) pathetic humor can only be really understood if you actually watch the videos...)
by BIZZAREEEE July 2, 2009
Get the Fred and Sharonmug.