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"Shalom Alechem" a way of greeting a gentleman with glory and respect. People try greeting others by saying things such as: What's up, what's good, whats cooch. But the ONLY right way to greet a sir properly is:
Step 1. Shake hand firmly
Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"
If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"
And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.
(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)
Step 1. Shake hand firmly
Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"
If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"
And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.
(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)
Scenario 1:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)
Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"
and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)
Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"
and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes
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