Shafer shopping

swiping food from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University to eat later.

Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.

by Bobby_K. March 11, 2011

Gage Schaffer

Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.

Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..

by Tikkitz April 17, 2011

shuffer

Derived from the word shuffler. Used to describe any person who creeps you out and makes you angry at the same time.

1.My neighbor saw me through my window, fuckin shuffer.
2.Fuckin shuffer wouldn't get out of my way.
3.I can't stand that kid, what a shuffer.

by thatcoolkid880 May 2, 2009

Shaffner

an intelligent individual.

That shaffner really knows what he is talking about.

by Katiemichellelove March 24, 2008

Shafter

The worst city in America. If you're not Mennonite, you're working in the fields.

Girl: Have you ever heard of a city called shafter?
Boy:No, it sounds terrible though.

by ihateshafter February 5, 2010

shafier

A small hobbit shaped manchild with a loud voice and good ability to manipulate spreadsheets.

You can often hear him coming from miles away and has a tendency to headbutt first and ask questions later.

Oh shit, here comes a shafier!

Oh, who invited a shafier again?

by bananaman21343 February 10, 2010

Swaffer

Lovely girl at first sight, but look again. Swaffers are crazy, love to take control, bossy and the most stubborn people you'll ver meet. That being said there also amongst some of funniest people you'll ever meet. Not to mention there stunning!

"Did you see that Swaffer girl last night?"
"Yeah man, she was smoking!"
"Stand back! She's crazy!"

by JamEsAdAms June 17, 2015