Fancy Seeing You Here

A phrase commonly used when one person meets another person at the place they are in fact most likely to find them.

Hugo: Hey Jo, fancy seeing you here!

Jo: Well ,hey it is my house.

by melgisbon April 15, 2009

Swing and a miss

An idiom (related to baseball) that is typically used to describe a joke that was either unfunny, inappropriate or misunderstood
Similar idioms; Tumble weed, Went over my head.

1: I told them the joke about the Catholic priest
2: Ah.. Did it go down well?
1: Nope, swing and a miss.

by Luthurus January 10, 2012

swing a dead cat

Silly way of relating the quantity or frequency of something in terms of whether you would hit one if you swung a dead cat.

You can't swing a dead cat in that school without hitting some guy with his underwear showing.

by Coell September 23, 2005

seeing double

An effect, usually brought on by exaustion, alcohol, or a few of the more illegal drugs, which cause a person's eyes to focus on nonexistant points. The resulting effect is that they see two of everything.

After drinking a six-pack and then attempting to reconstruct the string theory, Atom was seeing double.

by DragonlordALS June 13, 2004

swing youth

A person who is widely considered to be cool or hip. the term swing youth is an equivalent of cool guy which can be perceived as sexist terminology due to guy being the latter word whereas, youth, is genderless.

Person A: What do you think of Person B?
Person C: I think she's a real Swing Youth...

by Jonti Wands January 2, 2008

swing report

n.: a private diary kept by a swinging couple. The diary maintains partner names, dates, and locations as well as brief descriptions of explicit sexual encounters with anonymous partners. The entries may also include "likes" and "dislikes" of certain prospective partners, in order to gain a competitive edge on the group at future swing parties.

"Melanie and I read one of our swing reports from the 2005 fiscal year...and you would not believe how much we spent on anal-related costs and mergers!"

by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

Swinger's Cake

A group of couples at a swingers party arrange in a circle. A die is cast or a random number picked. The women move clockwise around the circle the designated number arriving at their new partner. A piece of cake is placed in the center of the circle. The women must bring the men to orgasm on the piece of cake. The last man to orgasm must finish on the cake and his current partner must eat the piece of cake.

I heard Melissa ate the swinger's cake last night.

Yeah it was amazing, she liked the plate clean. I think she lost on purpose.

by ComplicatedCrab September 12, 2015