Jeff Sessions

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

wank session

An act in which a man "tenderizes his meat" or "Jackin' the beanstalk" or to "spank the frank" or "holdin the sausage hostage.

Hey Frank, did you hear Willies wank session last night?

by Willie the wank sesh September 21, 2017

sup session

A short exchange between two people; a brief check-in on someone's day

"You talk to Tina today, son?"
"Yeah, we had a sup session this mornin"

by Leachbone December 2, 2007

Suffer Session

This is when a individual dedicates a period of time to where they subject themselves to the most horrendous thing to their very existence. This activity can be done by many ways including taking a deep dive into a cursed Subreddit or going to the dark side of YouTube. Either way, if the end resulted in the individual being traumatized coming out of a session then they have completed a proper session.

"We told a friend about this cursed video online and he decided that he was going to use it for a Suffer Session."

by BruhThatIsMatt November 5, 2020

Johning Session

A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!

Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!

This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session

by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2010

Grillin Session

Another word for Barbecuing

Frankie "Hey bro what did you got going this weekend?"

Omar "Nothing much dude, just gonna hit the grocery store to get ready for a Grillin Session, you should come by"

Frankie "Will do, ill bring the Kabobs"

by Big Body Fadi July 17, 2009

crying session

a section of your day, preferably scheduled, that is reserved specifically for bawling your eyes out until you can’t feel anymore. my favorite part of the day.

“sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have a crying session at 7.”

by sadpill April 5, 2021