Sequoia Monkey Vagina

(Noun) 1. The earliest known form of a womb of the endangered species of Sequoia Monkey. Also known as the the acronym SMV.
(Noun) 2. A person that has his/her head inserted into his/her or his/her signifigant others anus.
(Verb) 1. The act of becoming sexually arosed by one's own bowel movement (number 2) and then using said bowel movement as the means of lubrication in the process of sexually pleasing one's self. Then sometimes they eat it... hard.

Amanda is a real Sequoia Monkey Vagina cuz she's always got her head up in her own anus, yo!
Snap, Amanda totally just Sequoia Monkey-ed her vagina after that nasty Dos Amigo's shit that stunk up my bathroom.

by Anpherny September 3, 2006

Sequoia

1) A presidential pleasure barge.

2) The copper-skinned plaything of the filthy and rich.

For a small fee, anyone can ride on the Sequoia. Just as long as you remember that Leroy is her captain fo shizzle my fat black black emporer.

by Suprisingly Strong Pimp Aura September 2, 2005

Non Sequiturious

(adj) describing a random statement or conclusion that has nothing to do with the statements made prior to it.

Several family members are discussing what to have for supper: "spaghetti? hot dogs?"
when Bill Doe says, "we should hire rodeo camel trainers to help us uncover the secrets of the Bermuda triangle!!"

His statement does not relate to any of the previous statements, and thus is "Non Sequiturious."

by gmogilly March 17, 2010

Non Sequitur

Insightful comic strip, often poking fun at comtemporary religion and governemnt (and society in general). If one should ever encounter an obscure superhero known as Obviousman, know that he was born out of this comic strip.

Non Sequitur is a philosophical comic strip that effectively combines humor and wonderful insight.

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

sequoia

The act of having an ant bite the head of your penis while holding a conversation. This act is often followed by playful dancing and repeated private viewings of the penis head.

The fire ants gave SCUBA Steve a sequoia this morning.

by TTORA December 16, 2008

non sequitur

A statement that has no relation to the previous statement. Often used for comical purposes.

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick, and I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer.

"Dude, that is so non sequitur."
Also, See, LFO's "Summer Girls"

by dtothek October 17, 2007

Sequoia

The act of having an ant bite the head of your penis while holding a conversation. This act is often followed by playful dancing and repeated private viewings of the penis head.

the ants gave steve a sequoia this morning

by spacecwboy July 4, 2007