Bruh Seizure

When you see or hear something so stupid it makes you Bruh Seizure; similar to a facepalm but more extreme.

When you portray a bruh seizure, you shake and repeat “bruh” over and over.

Teacher: you have 2 essays due tomorrow
Brody: dude I’m gonna have a bruh seizure

by Sam1d September 29, 2019

Cockaleptic Seizure

A male who has too much blood traveling to his cock and less to brain causing him to pass out.

My boyfriend suffers with Cockalepscy passing out from having a"Cockaleptic Seizure" during foreplay.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

earth seizure

An earthquake

Guy: Danm that earth seizure last night was powerful.

Friend1: Danm Straight ikr!

by YukinanaKairiKaoru May 19, 2012

shit seizure

Shit Seizure: noun - Loss of muscle control resulting in uncontrollable flailing, due to a massive and / or violent defecation.

Mother: "Are you not going to school this morning?"
Daughter: "No, I had a shit seizure this morning and I'm not feeling very well."

by Squeezy March 26, 2014

seizure hands

someone whos hands shake and sweat when u hold them

woah thats seizure hands

by bubblecatMeow May 31, 2022

seizure dreaming

the act of sudden jolts and movements while asleep, most likely occurring in a nightmare that your body is trying to wake up from, though it is not an actual seizure

"+ are you okay? what happened last night?"

"- yeah, im fine. i think i was having a seizure dream."

--

"+ what is he doing?"

"- i think he's seizure dreaming. help me wake him up."

by insignificänt September 07, 2020

Seizure Jerking

spasmodic masturbating.

Man that was the best Seizure Jerking ive had in a long time.
Changsaung jerking it.

by TaintPro September 22, 2011