Secondhand Fucked

When you've jerked off to a girl so many times you feel like you know what she's like in bed.

Did you see Samantha today? I totally secondhand fucked her last night. And this morning.

by jamminwow December 1, 2011

Secondhand Drunk

That feeling you get when your around a lot of drunk people,mainly during st.paddy's day
symptoms:dizziness,blurred vison,slurred speaking,ect.

"Man im so dizzy, i havent even drunk anything,theres to many buzzed people"
"You've probably have Secondhand Drunk!!"

by LOLzer828 March 16, 2009

Secondhand Threesome

A threesome in which only two people are involved at any one time, but are connected by the person in the middle.

My secondhand threesome with Pence was so awesome. By the time it was my turn again I had fully completed a rubix cube! I feel so multi-talented!

by livewire4800 June 11, 2010

secondhand pussy

n. The scent of pussy when smelled on another man's finger, as typically seen among teenage males

Will: Have you seen Adam and George Lee's new handshake?
Curt: No, what's it like?
Will: At the end they get each other's secondhand pussy!

by themissingpearson November 14, 2011

Secondhand Serenade

A one man acoustic "rock" band. Sings as if his balls have yet to drop, even at the age of 26. Music consists of acoustic guitar and piano mostly. Lyrics ALWAYS about his past relationships or mistakes. His fan base consists of boys who claim not to be homosexual and girls who lie to themselves about how bad their lives are in order to relate to his uhhh "real" problems tied within his lyrics. All in all, this so called band is not for either the unwilling or even the willing ears.

Hey, you ever heard of secondhand serenade?

Uhh, oh the one with the guy with his balls stuck in his vagina?

by Marley_reah June 29, 2010

Secondhand Boob

When you touch a boob, you then touch someone else. The person you touch has received secondhand boob. Secondhand vagina, ass, and dick are also possible.

By touching my girlfriends boob then getting a high five, my friend got some secondhand boob.

by llehsismp October 26, 2010

Brand New Secondhand

A newly purchased item that has been previously owned. Only new to its now current owner!

Nice bike, Brand New Secondhand?

by LordNomad May 12, 2011