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upper seahorse

when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.
Yo dude, i totally upper seahorsed that girl last night. she took it like a champ.
by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011
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retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different
Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him
by Marshallg1 June 5, 2023
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Seahorsing

A hypothetical scenario in which a man gives birth through his penis so that his woman doesn't have to go through childbirth, similar to the way in which a male seahorse carries a female seahorse's child in nature. A man who is willing to seahorse for his significant other must truly love them due to the likely excruciating pain that is almost as bad as being punched in the balls.
Adam loves Dasha so much that he is seahorsing for her so that he can bear the pain of childbirth in her place (or at least that's what he said since I don't think that's actually physically possible.
by Cumboideluxepaypig November 6, 2023
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Daddy Seahorse

When a gay bottom purges the semen out of a their ass after having anal sex.
That was fun, now I gotta go Daddy Seahorse your load out of me.
by zackofballs January 4, 2024
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Seahorse

"Yea Jeremy's a seahorse. His girlfriend pegs him."
by Sushimutt December 12, 2023
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Anti-Seahorsism

Anti-Seahorsism is the hate of seahorses. It is a reasonable, fair, understandable, wise, and correct opinion about ugly, stupid, dumb, weird, ugly again seahorses. Most Anti-Seahorsists will tell you that seahorse fins are actual trash. The dumb seahorses latch onto corals their whole ass lives and do nothing. Anti-Seahorsists enjoy connecting with nature (except for seahorses, they dont deserve to be in nature).
Anti-Seahorsism is a belief I believe in, you should too!
by Actry_ April 30, 2022
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seahorse

yes. it is a fish. i know, it’s weird.
guy 1: hey dude look at that fish over there
guy 2: that’s a seahorse

guy 1: yeah that’s what i said.
by lmaoig March 21, 2022
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