Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
by SOZ ANNA November 23, 2021
It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively
by Lolimachickenn January 10, 2020
Anti-Seahorsism is the hate of seahorses. It is a reasonable, fair, understandable, wise, and correct opinion about ugly, stupid, dumb, weird, ugly again seahorses. Most Anti-Seahorsists will tell you that seahorse fins are actual trash. The dumb seahorses latch onto corals their whole ass lives and do nothing. Anti-Seahorsists enjoy connecting with nature (except for seahorses, they dont deserve to be in nature).
by Actry_ April 30, 2022
Whilst having sex in a bath, you fuck her doggie style and as you are about to ejaculate you stick your dick up her arse really hard to make her neigh in pain.
Last night I gave my girl the old Atlantic Seahorse, she splashed a bit and I think it went into my mouth.
by Old Kangaroo Cyle September 08, 2014
when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.
by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011
The most epic sauciest guy to ever exist he has a fantastic sense of humour and finds playing pranks and jokes on people his favourite hobby he is kind to everyone including people who don’t deserve his kindness aka fat thing he likes to say ARGHHHHHHHHH and is in love with his best friend! To have a seahorse in your life is a great honour and should not be taken for granted :)
by Seadevil August 20, 2021
by Sushimutt December 13, 2023