Screenshit

(Typically of an nft although it can be of any image)
To screenshot incessantly and rapidly

“Here’s my nft don’t screenshot”
“I’m gonna screenshit”
“NOOOOO YOU DONT OWN IT 😡😡😡😡”

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 9, 2022

Screenshots or it didn't happen

This term is usually associated with online games. The term is used in the event a player describes a situation in which the outcome was unbelievable, unlikely, or amazing. Player(A) then describes the event to his friend, player(B), who was not there to witness the event, which to him sounds unbelievable. In which case, player(B)in disbelief says, "Screenshots or it didn't happen."

Player(A): LOLWTFOMG!11!!cos(0)1!!!! HAHAHAHAH, I just one shotted a paladin through his nub shield.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): HAHAHLOLOMGWTF!!1!!!cos(0)!1!! I just shot my tube from The Hotel across the map and killed player(C) at the Gatehouse on Karkand in BF2 without knowing where he was.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): Here you go, lol pwnd.

Player(C): NO WAI!!

by Nicholas(MoB|Enterprise) May 4, 2007

screenshat

Past tense of screenshot; commonly misused as screenshotted.

I found the funniest picture today so I screenshat it for you!

by KickasstanedaP June 2, 2014

Screenshitted

The way in which you screenshot an NFT and take OWNERSHIP of a jpeg.

Gary: NFTs are going to change the world, the blockchain will PROVE that you OWN this ape jpeg. How many of you OWN a mobile phone? Raise your hand.
Me: *Screenshitted* It's mine now.

by screenshitted.eth January 2, 2022

Screenshotception

screenshots of screenshots, of people's screenshots

"I got lost in the confusion of the screenshots of screenshots, of people's screenshots. It was a dream within a dream, only it was a nightmare full of screenshots. It was screenshotception."

by doneGood November 17, 2013

Screen Shot Commando

A software consultant that can't write code to save their life. Instead they use graphic design tools to create screen shots of what they would like the solution should look like even if it is totally unrealistic.

They commonly rely on other competent developers to actually write the code to deliver what they dream up. They are typically the guy who is surfing the web or sending messages on their iPhone during the design meetings and not paying any attention at all.

That guy is a total screen shot commando...He has no idea how to write the code to make that happen. On that note, has anyone seen any of his code?

by Tool Hater March 2, 2010

Screenshitting

The act of screenshotting a friend's snapchat picture and/or video because you are a shit person. Often used by shit people for incriminating/embarassing purposes.

Becky spent all night screenshitting snapchats of Fusco to ensure he never forgets the night he passed out drunk because she is shit.

by Ree Rin Chin November 8, 2017