Scouse Shower (n)
When in a rush in the morning and you dont have time to have a real shower, you just spray on some deodorant.
When in a rush in the morning and you dont have time to have a real shower, you just spray on some deodorant.
"I didn't have time to have a shower when i left Tara's this morning, so i grabbed a quick "Scouse Shower" until i get home.
by rumpire June 3, 2005
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Scousers are different from Liverpudlians. Liverpudlians are the friendly ones who have a sence of humour and full time employment.
Scousers on the other hand have a are overly cocky, have a huge chip on their shoulder and genrally hate everyone who is not related to them or live on the same crappy councel estate.
You will never get a scouser fighting on his own, typically that will fight in large groups and will only engage in combat when they outnumber the opposition 10 to 1. They take pride in the city of Liverpool without knowing a fucking thing about it and are generally a drain on society. They will take the piss out of anyone they consider to be a "whool" and yet and valid critisism aimed at scousers is met with great refute.
Simply put, scousers are fucking wankers who like to feel superiour to the people they dispise.They are so physically and morally repugnant that they fail to notice that they are an amalgom of all that things they cliam not to be.
Scousers on the other hand have a are overly cocky, have a huge chip on their shoulder and genrally hate everyone who is not related to them or live on the same crappy councel estate.
You will never get a scouser fighting on his own, typically that will fight in large groups and will only engage in combat when they outnumber the opposition 10 to 1. They take pride in the city of Liverpool without knowing a fucking thing about it and are generally a drain on society. They will take the piss out of anyone they consider to be a "whool" and yet and valid critisism aimed at scousers is met with great refute.
Simply put, scousers are fucking wankers who like to feel superiour to the people they dispise.They are so physically and morally repugnant that they fail to notice that they are an amalgom of all that things they cliam not to be.
"You dont want to fuck with scousers lad"
"Really, why not"
"because we are all shithouses and will batter you with all our scumbag mates"
"Really, why not"
"because we are all shithouses and will batter you with all our scumbag mates"
by Crosby Lad January 15, 2008
Get the SCOUSER mug.The term "Scouse Logic" is applied to anything unsavoury or scummy suggested or perpetrated by somebody else. It comes from the idea that Scousers are, in general, the least human of all UK residents and behave like coke fuelled Nazi's at the best of times. Not all people from Liverpool are Scousers, but the ones that are should be easy to spot. The children eat nothing but pie and crisps, whilst their fathers regularly eat pavement and swallow their own teeth after picking yet another senseless fight. Nobody knows much about the mothers, you can rarely find them.
"We should drag that wrestler to the floor and give him a kicking."
"Seriously? You're seriously suggesting that we......ah, mate, that's Scouse Logic!!"
"Seriously? You're seriously suggesting that we......ah, mate, that's Scouse Logic!!"
by MagickDio March 6, 2010
Get the Scouse Logic mug.I was a bit short on cash, so i helped myself to a dvd player from the house down the road, letting myself in with my scouse key.
by me old fruity May 23, 2006
Get the Scouse key mug.An extremely violent and alcohol-induced brawl involving two large sections of opposing men, women and children. Usually from Liverpool.
by Patrick Antonis September 10, 2008
Get the scouse wedding mug.someone of liverpudlian origin who's main hobbies are stealing (usually hubcaps), and becoming pregnant while still in primary school
"whats long, scouse, and goes round corners"
"the line for benefits!"
"did you see that dirty scouser stealing that bike?"
"the line for benefits!"
"did you see that dirty scouser stealing that bike?"
by steveo1223 March 20, 2007
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