Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.
Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.
Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.
Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.
by The Big Prophet November 21, 2020
Get the schrodingers cumsockmug. When you wake up next to a really unattractive person, but the degree of intoxication for both parties was so high that there is uncertainty about whether or not you had sex.
I heard you had sex with pig last night.
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!
by Exert March 14, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's Hookupmug. A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.
I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!
by Vinderex July 8, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's ninjamug. In quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Preetika is someone who is both in a relationship and out of a relationship. This means that depending on the quantum state, their relationship status changes.
Have you heard about Becky and Ryan? They really are Schrodinger's Preetika the way they keep breaking up and getting back together.
by Shreep April 13, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Preetikamug. A schrodinger's spoiler is when a reference to a spoiler or joke is made but the context won't be realized or the content won't otherwise be spoiled until it's no longer a spoiler.
Me: I don't think he'll get the TPS report joke completely unless he's seen The Mandalorian Chapter 15.
Dumbass: Dude that's totally a spoiler.
Me: He won't get it until he's seen the episode so no, it's more of a schrodinger's spoiler.
Dumbass: Dude that's totally a spoiler.
Me: He won't get it until he's seen the episode so no, it's more of a schrodinger's spoiler.
by Stonebleeds December 19, 2020
Get the schrodinger's spoilermug. He is such a Schrodinger's politician.
by panda3xpress November 6, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's politicianmug. "Hey did you hear iFunny's DeepWebIntel died?"
"I don't know he's faked shit in the past for popularuty"
"Geeze I guess we got a Schrodinger's DWI here..."
"I don't know he's faked shit in the past for popularuty"
"Geeze I guess we got a Schrodinger's DWI here..."
by AntiCommunistAction September 7, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's DWImug.