schrodinger’s feminism

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered until something happens. She will then choose which of state benefits her the most and use it.

That Schrodinger’s Feminism is very effective in getting me off work.

by Hellbound7567 October 10, 2023

schrodingers cumsock

Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.

Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.

Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.

by The Big Prophet November 21, 2020

Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.

"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

Schrodinger's ninja

A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.

I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!

by Vinderex July 8, 2020

Schrodinger’s Negative

A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.

“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”

by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018

Schrodinger's Imbecile

People that have an complex mind function and are capable to express profound philosophy or knowledge, but also the most stupid things and jokes. At same time. You only will be able to differentiate at the moment them open their mouth and say something... Which can be an utmost reflection very useful and pertinent, or a completely stupid bullshit or even a completely stupid bullshit that can express an useful thought.

He's a schrodinger's imbecile. You will never know what can come from what he will say.

by Gordão August 30, 2023

Schrodinger's Preetika

In quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Preetika is someone who is both in a relationship and out of a relationship. This means that depending on the quantum state, their relationship status changes.

Have you heard about Becky and Ryan? They really are Schrodinger's Preetika the way they keep breaking up and getting back together.

by Shreep April 13, 2022