A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.
Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
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Monk: The barbecue's fine but why the shit music?
Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.
Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.
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1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.
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Get the scratch tap that wiener mug.Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.
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