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Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.
Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
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Pork Scotch music

The type of shit music played by fat old men at barbecues. The music is usually of South African origin and has a rhythm which the fat old man can't resist doing a gay dance to when he gets drunk on rum.
Monk: The barbecue's fine but why the shit music?

Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.
by flappy dickwad June 20, 2009
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Satchel Ass

1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.
You're a satchel ass, Mick Foley. Satchel Ass! SATCHEL ASS!!!
by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010
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Scratch Attack

When you get all itchy and you spend 20 minutes scratching yourself cause it feels so good.
Person 1 - I just had a massive scratch attack

Person 2 - I feel fat and sassy

Person 1 - Right...
by Z-bone December 1, 2009
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scratch the tape

To change the (boring) music to something more appealing.

To reinvent oneself, ones life etc
Hey DJ, scratch the tape!!!

My life sucks, I need a change
You gotta scratch the tape man
by Praney Deb March 21, 2010
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scratch tap that wiener

A phrase of encouragement or motivation, usually used when in pursuit of a person you would like to have sexual relations with
-Omg, that guy is so hot! Should I go talk to him?
-Girl, you go scratch tap that wiener!
by YungHDP January 30, 2014
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Scotch Fillet

A flaccid cock unable to achieve erection due to alcohol consumption.
Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.
by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015
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