bort sampson

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay

I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again

by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005

semen sampler

One who has tasted a variety of male ejaculate. Similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a sexual devient. Activities enjoyed by such a person include bukake, groupsex, and prostitution as a general course.

Sally is such a semen sampler.

by JTAD July 25, 2007

floor sample

Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway

Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.

by Titan McFoley December 7, 2012

Costco Sampler

Pronounced: "Cos-co Sam-plaa"
A person who goes to Costco to eat all the free samples

Donald: "You wanna get some food? I'm starving!"
Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
Donald: "Git outta here ya COSTCO SAMPLER!"

by Dubsauce July 26, 2007

Holly Sampson

Tiger Woods' seventh, arguably his hottest, mistress. Also a very successful pornstar in the big boobs MILF category.

Person 1: Holy fuck check out that porno with Holly Sampson!
Person 2: Tiger Woods is one luck mofo to tap that.

by iocaooa January 15, 2010

sampampapi

founder of the pussyslayers.

do you know who came up with cumblender? yea fag it was sampampapi

by sampampapi October 21, 2019

sampreeti

'Sampreeti' translated to English stands for 'with love'. It's a cute name for an equally cute girl who also happens to be *wild* in bed. So, good for you😉

You are lucky to have Sampreeti as your girlfriend

by Nothereforever November 7, 2020