Sarcasmate

A sarcastic soul mate

He is my Sarcasmate and we are constantly having sarcastic fights. I love him!

by SarcasticSatan September 9, 2016

Sarcasmitis

A mental disorder caused by excessive use of sarcasm.Person affected will use sarcasm almost uncontrollably,even when it's unnecessary or in an emergency situation

*A Person with sarcasmitis(APWS) got hit by a car*
kontoculai; "hey,are you okay?"
APWS: "Yeah,I'm totally okay.See,I'm lying here because I want to have a great sun tan"
kontoculai: "Oh,Ok,bye then"
APWS: "Wait,help me!I got sarcasmitis.."

by kontoculai July 11, 2019

sarcasmic

the delivery of sarcasm accompanied by an overwhelming feeling of satisfaction, generally due to the face that the sarcasm was well-deserved.

Joe: No, not seriously. I was being sarcasmic, retard.

by BlackNoise March 29, 2009

sarcasm

A sarcastic orgasm.

"Oh yeah, *that* feels good".
"Really?"
"No, that was my sarcasm".

by chundered_everywhere April 22, 2010

SARCASM

A faked orgasm. Used when a woman thinks her lover's style is TOTALLY lame.

Monica: "So you and John fucked? How was it?"
Sue: "I threw a SARCASM at him to get it over with... that dude SUCKS in the sack!"

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

sarcasm

A funny way of making people look like idiots. (But isn't that always funny?)

You: (insert phrase with sarcasm here)
Friend: Really?
You: No. (give Friend a cold stare and walk away...)

by libmag July 23, 2010

sarcasm

The lowest form of wit. Normally the funniest too.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003