sandjob

When an arabic woman gives you oral sex though her veil (Chador or Burqa headpiece).

I left a stain on her headpiece when she gave me a sandjob.

by Lurtz May 21, 2006

sandy koufax

Greatest lefty pitcher of all time, played for LA Dodgers in 1960's. career ERA is lower than Snoop Dogg's sperm count.

"Sandy Koufax is the greatest lefty of all time. And he's an honorary member of the Jew-Unit, with Shawn Green and Brad Ausmus!"

by E-Man December 19, 2003

sandy hook

1. A colloquial name for the 2012 shooting of a Connecticut elementary school of the same name.

2. Also used as a verb to mean "To shoot up this fucking school", and if you hear that kid everyone's mean to say that, run. NOW.

1: Sandy Hook was a very tragic event that sparked a debate about gun control in the US. (Personally, I think the US has really permissive gun control laws, but you have your opinions, I'll have mine)
2. Adam: Okay, that's it! I'm about to sandy hook this fucking school!
Brad: RUN!!!
(*cue screaming, chopper shots*)

(*silence*)

by theweirdogirlwithaspergers August 22, 2016

sandjob

a blowjob from a girl who has chapped lips

"if that bitch got chapped lips, call it a sandjob!"
--hard as a villain, mc shazam and dj $^2

by luckyquarter July 10, 2010

Sandynial

The mental state of a person who puts him- or herself in danger by refusing to heed evacuation warnings for Hurricane Sandy.

Resident #1: "I don't need to evacuate. These hurricane warnings are a bunch of hype."

Resident #2: "You are in deep Sandynial. Now get your crap and let's go!"

by Anna LeStache October 29, 2012

sandy handle

Used to describe the condition of the male phallus after using it to dig post holes or, more commonly, after spending time at the beach.

Dude! I totally pushed her stool in with my sandy handle yesterday!

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

SandyMcTaint

During sexual intercourse, someone simply applys a jam or a spread to the gooch. Most commonly, goat cheese and chives spread. After this takes place, the cheesmonger (the personnel laying down the pipe) will consume the meal on ones taint.

Last night she let me partake in the activity SandyMcTaint on her gooch.

by Corn nut Cheney March 8, 2018