pink salamander

When you spread the lips of a vagina and discover there is a slimy, sticky ooze coming from it... and eat it anyway.

"What happened after I left last night?"
"Your girlfriend came onto me and I encountered the pink salamander"

by mrbananasrox July 11, 2016

crusty salamander

The act of giving a titty twister to the extremes of where the tit will crust away and peel like an orange until it is unexistent.

Me and my gf were sitting watching pirates of the carrabian and out of nowhere I reached over and gave her a crusty salamander. Then we danced.

by Butthole Surfer July 17, 2007

SIZZILING SALAMANDER

when a girl puts a bag of pop-rocks in her mouth and then gives you a a blow-job

friend 1: dude why did you buy all those pop-rocks?

friend 2: im goin to make my girl give me a sizziling salamander tonight.

by fuzz9214 October 31, 2011

Greasy Salamander

When a person cuts his very dirty pubes off and stuffs them into a girls butthole where they are eaten out.

the only time i tried the greasy salamander, it was a dare

by Radnetofan23 May 24, 2009

Sloppy Salamander

Guy buries most of himself in wet forest leaves but leaves his dick poking out

“I was walking through the forest and almost got hit with the ol’ sloppy salamander”

by Sloppy Salamander March 25, 2019

green salamander

gonorrhea infected penis

dude your dick looks bad. oh i just have the green salamander

by raowel2.0 December 24, 2009

when the salamander shits

A company in San Marcos, Texas, home of the San Marcos River and the endangered Blind Salamander, has a salamander in a clear river as a in logo. When all accounts are paid the company pays for drinks and steaks at local restaurant. A reference of the WWII phrase "when the eagle shits which refers to the US government pay day"

Hey everybody when the salamander shits it's time for drinks and steak night Tuesday at the restaurant

by Clear River May 23, 2022