1. After ass-banging Rick Santorum, and busting a load on his ass, you must smear your fingers in the frothy mix of fecal matter, semen, and lube to finally rub it across his upper lip.
2. Applying this method to anyone else.
2. Applying this method to anyone else.
When I was bangin Rick I think he slightly shat, so I gave him the worst Dirty Santorum he'll ever remember.
by dirty-dbag June 6, 2011
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2) Anything resembling this.
2) Anything resembling this.
1) We like doing it in the bathtub so we can just wash away the santorum afterward.
2)A bartender came up with a drink called the Santorum shot, brown and frothy in appearance and deeeeelish.
2)A bartender came up with a drink called the Santorum shot, brown and frothy in appearance and deeeeelish.
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As defined by sex coulumnist Dan Savage, the mixture of lube and feces that is sometimes a side result of anal intercourse.
(From: Sen. Rick Sanctorum: R-Pensylvania)
(From: Sen. Rick Sanctorum: R-Pensylvania)
by Tommy Humphreys May 31, 2005
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A papacito with big-dick energy.
Has a thicc third leg.
Super funny.
He has the capacity to last for days (not in a fight, cuz he'll end it in seconds).
A papacito with big-dick energy.
Has a thicc third leg.
Super funny.
He has the capacity to last for days (not in a fight, cuz he'll end it in seconds).
Me: Gojo Satoru makes me want to set myself on fire!
My friend: No cap. He can hex this hole anytime.
My friend: No cap. He can hex this hole anytime.
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The voters of Pennsylvania sent Rick Santorum to the unemployment line during the mid-term elections of 2006, but not before his name came to be defined as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex."
by Sir Bullwhip November 14, 2006
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Guy: I just saw satoru gojo the other day
Other Guy: Holy shit how many times did you cum
Guy: 658 times, hbu?
Other Guy: only 24
Other Guy: Holy shit how many times did you cum
Guy: 658 times, hbu?
Other Guy: only 24
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