sneefie

(n.) a portmanteau of "sneaky" and "selfie." Meaning to take a photo of oneself sneakily, usually in public. Can also be used to define when an individual is attempting to take a photo of themselves with another subject in the background without raising suspicion.

Sneefies, as well as on any standard iPhone or Android camera, are usually used in conjunction with the popular app snapchat.

*at a cafe, with lots of people*
Jane: "I need to somehow get a photo of New Hot Guy! I'm way too shy to even think about talking to him though!"
John: "Why don't you take a sneefie? That way he won't suspect a thing."

Melanie: *holds front camera up, distorts face appropriately and makes sure to capture George in the background who carries on reading a book unaware, Melanie takes the sneefie and proceeds to snapchat it to her friends*

by haphazardstandards April 12, 2014

Swee-tub

Weird kid who likes to talk about awkward things.

You're a swee-tub

by That one depressed kid June 5, 2017

Swee

Smooth lit awesome

Greatest

Taravella swee

by Tea3658 September 27, 2018

sweedes making my Twinkie doo

When the “stuff” makes your “teletubby” dance

“Very sweaty feet, these sweedes making my Twinkie doo”
“Jessicas sweede makes my Twinkie doo”

by HandsomeZ December 25, 2019

sweeb

The top shelf gear (heroin), commonly used by sweeby looking fuckers.

Has my man got some of that sweeb.

by sonicpixel January 5, 2020

SweeetTails

A twitch streamer that lives life one wheeze laugh at a time. She might steal you dad and be your stepmom, so watch out.

“Hey have you heard of SweeetTails?”
“The one that is always wheezing and using dad jokes?”
“Yep that’s her.”

by Alexbc_ February 27, 2022

jay-swee

A psycho who enjoys making strange noises. Tends to whisper "bb" in your ear while you are sleeping.

"Hey have you seen Jay-Swee?"
"Not since he whispered into my ear last night"

by Water Appleton May 25, 2014