Swat the Twat 

Not to be confused with Twat Swat.

What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.

When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".

Swat the Twat by PercyJones March 24, 2012

swat team 

Giving fly swatters to all the kids at the picnic/bar-b-que and telling them they are in charge of pest control.

I didn't have a single fly on my paper plate thanks to my swat team.

swat team by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

SWAT Raid 

A SWAT Raid is when you and everyone else in the house are awake, except for one person. You and everyone else stack up against the wall, have 2-3 others go into either the closet or some other doored-off room connected to the room where the sleeper is sleeping (for instance, a bathroom connected to the bedroom) and have them synchronize with you. Once everyone is ready, give them Nerf Guns, or, if you're sadistic, Airsoft Guns and shout "SWAT RAID, HANDS UP!" And have the SWATTERS hiding within the room pop in with the main group outside the door. Then, as you wake the sleeper, start unloading your ammo on him. A good swat raid usually ends with everyone's weapon empty, and a shitload of welts on the victim.

Steve: Why is Bob so pissy today?

Mike: OH GOD it was great, we pulled a swat raid on his lazy ass...

Steve: Now that's fucked up.

SWAT Raid by HutchinsonUberAlles June 15, 2010

Swat-A-Coon

A game played predominantly in the 1930's to 1940's, in which white young males would obtain a broom, a car, and commute to the closest ghetto. Upon arival they would attempt to use the broom to swat a coon (black male or female) while driving by.
If the broom was dropped, the car would be stopped, and the swatter must then obtain the broom, typically leading to problems with the swatted coon.

Mike almost got shot playing swat-a-coon last night, but the cops showed up just in time to arrest, and swat (with nightclubs) the coon.

Swat-A-Coon by SteveAndMike November 30, 2005

SWAT Team 

Relies heavily on the element of surprise. While a significant other is on the toilet taking a #2, the man waits quietly outside the door and pulls it (ie. loads the gun). When the time is right, the man busts open the door and lets it go all over the helpless deuce dropper. Classic!

Hey Larry!
What?
I SWAT Teamed Agnes while she was taking a dump!
Right on man!

SWAT Team by Raul (comes out at night) July 28, 2008

swat team 

a sexual maneuver where you send one to the front door as a distraction while seven go storming in the back door. clearly, this requires high finger dexterity in order to fully utilize the element of surprise.

(one at front) *tap tap tap* ... *tap tap tap*
(seven at back) "SWAT TEAM, MOTHERFUCKER!"

swat team by crazycarl88 August 21, 2009

Swat Lite 

A bunch of nickel dicks who are stupid enough to be tasked by ass clown members of a SWAT team.

Fake ass Swat members who have to ride unicycles to takedowns and arrests.

"Hey, I am done firing on the range. Get those Swat Lite Fucktards over here to pickup our brass."

Swat Lite by Farah Sadr April 27, 2010