swat team
Giving fly swatters to all the kids at the picnic/bar-b-que and telling them they are in charge of pest control.
swat team by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
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SWAT Raid
A SWAT Raid is when you and everyone else in the house are awake, except for one person. You and everyone else stack up against the wall, have 2-3 others go into either the closet or some other doored-off room connected to the room where the sleeper is sleeping (for instance, a bathroom connected to the bedroom) and have them synchronize with you. Once everyone is ready, give them Nerf Guns, or, if you're sadistic, Airsoft Guns and shout "SWAT RAID, HANDS UP!" And have the SWATTERS hiding within the room pop in with the main group outside the door. Then, as you wake the sleeper, start unloading your ammo on him. A good swat raid usually ends with everyone's weapon empty, and a shitload of welts on the victim.
Steve: Why is Bob so pissy today?
Mike: OH GOD it was great, we pulled a swat raid on his lazy ass...
Steve: Now that's fucked up.
Mike: OH GOD it was great, we pulled a swat raid on his lazy ass...
Steve: Now that's fucked up.
SWAT Raid by HutchinsonUberAlles June 15, 2010
Swat-A-Coon
A game played predominantly in the 1930's to 1940's, in which white young males would obtain a broom, a car, and commute to the closest ghetto. Upon arival they would attempt to use the broom to swat a coon (black male or female) while driving by.
If the broom was dropped, the car would be stopped, and the swatter must then obtain the broom, typically leading to problems with the swatted coon.
If the broom was dropped, the car would be stopped, and the swatter must then obtain the broom, typically leading to problems with the swatted coon.
Mike almost got shot playing swat-a-coon last night, but the cops showed up just in time to arrest, and swat (with nightclubs) the coon.
Swat-A-Coon by SteveAndMike November 30, 2005
SWAT Team
Relies heavily on the element of surprise. While a significant other is on the toilet taking a #2, the man waits quietly outside the door and pulls it (ie. loads the gun). When the time is right, the man busts open the door and lets it go all over the helpless deuce dropper. Classic!
SWAT Team by Raul (comes out at night) July 28, 2008
swat team
a sexual maneuver where you send one to the front door as a distraction while seven go storming in the back door. clearly, this requires high finger dexterity in order to fully utilize the element of surprise.
swat team by crazycarl88 August 21, 2009
Swat Lite
A bunch of nickel dicks who are stupid enough to be tasked by ass clown members of a SWAT team.
Fake ass Swat members who have to ride unicycles to takedowns and arrests.
Fake ass Swat members who have to ride unicycles to takedowns and arrests.
Swat Lite by Farah Sadr April 27, 2010
swat the cricket
verb. 1. to take antibiotics/antiviral medication to get rid of sexually transmitted diseases caused by some nasty bugs
swat the cricket by JosephD September 2, 2006