swamp ass

A)One who sits his ass down in his car seat, with out knowing a water ballon was just popped there.

B)Also know as a the gay delievery guy across the street from me or Sir-Fag-Alot.

Me: Haha Sir-Fag-Alot's ass is all wet and know it looks like he pissed himself.

Sir-Fag-Alot: Yo go get your father.

My Brother: Shut the fuck up swamp ass before i smack you in your mouth.

by wouldnt you like to know!?!?1 December 28, 2005

swamp ass

when a person doesn't wipe there ass good, then gets very sweaty, and the swamp runs down there leg.

I just took the biggest dump of my life! We need to practice for cross country. (10-15 minutes later) Damn! I've got the swamp ass!

by dsac 101 August 31, 2010

swamp ass

When you hold in a poop in a car with the seat heater on and your poop starts to water down and it runs down your butt.

"OH SHIT SON IM STARTING TO GET SWAMP ASS"

by shit mc D May 15, 2015

swamp ass

When you go swimming and you can't change out of your swimwear right away.

Aw man, I've got swamp ass.

by shanehole June 28, 2016

Swamp ass

Harris dockins

Harris dockins is a swamp ass.

by Swampass Mcgee July 13, 2018

Swamp ass

When your butt is like in a pool of sweat or is very sweaty

My crush gave me swamp ass

by Cartoontvnetwork January 7, 2019

Swamp ass

The term used for when your ass starts to sweat intensely. Swamp ass is a living nightmare. It makes your ass smell like you just sharted. It's gross, and is a reason to wipe your ass like you wipe your floors.

"Sat down with swamp ass for the entire day. Now every seat I sat on smells horrible."
"I feel you, man. I had a hot girl next to me once. Needless to say, swamp ass ruined everything."

by Pango456 April 29, 2019