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swamp bog

Pronunciation:
\ˈswämp\ \ˈbäg\

Function: noun

1. usually vulgar: stinky, sweaty, smelly, gross, or generally foul female genital organs
2. usually vulgar: when unseen, a powerful force luring unwitting men into sin; yet when seen, smelled, or otherwise handled, a dangerous force that should repel all but often acts more like a sticky black tar - infecting all who enter with a coating of nastiness that refuses to wash clean

swamp boggy - adjective
Friend: Ohh man, that dragon that you mistook for a princess last night probably had the foulest swamp bog this side o' the Mississip. How horrible did your fingers smell this morning, Andy?

Andy: Dude, I don't think this smell will ever come off. I must have been pretty sauced.

Friend: No, not really. But its cool.
by B.Sad January 30, 2009
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swamp gnome

a rad little human who may or may not steal all your tasty vodka.

swamp gnomes enjoy rainbows, smoking too many cigarettes and frolicking in swamps and tangles made of nice things or mud.
dispite they're dishevled apperance and crazy antics, swamp gnomes make excellent companions for missions of any kind, and will totally have your nips covered.
look at that awesome little person rolling around in that filth- they are almost assuredly a swamp gnome...
by hillperson December 9, 2010
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Swamp wallet

A vagina.

1. Anatomy, Zoology
a. the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals.
b. a sheathlike part or organ.
2. the sheath formed by the basal part of certain leaves where they embrace the stem.
Becky's swamp wallet smells fishy
by Andy4az May 5, 2014
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swamp taco

Swamp Taco is a sweaty vagina encased by tight yoga pants or spandex. The smell is that of a rotten taco.
When the summer heat came, the Lulu Lemon store was full of swamp tacos.
by Jeremydigital November 9, 2014
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Swamp Lips

Female version of swamp ass, but referring to her labias.
Yo girl, it's so hot up in here, a bitch got them swamp lips
by Veracocha July 7, 2015
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Third Degree Swamp Ass

Similar to swamp ass, except with a much more apparent effect. These effects include damp to soaking wet pants (mostly in the back and inner thigh areas), a drip or stream of sweat going down your leg or pant leg, inability to properly clench your ass cheeks due to the slippery skin shared between them.
"Dude, I'm slipping out of my seat right now."
"Why?"
"My pants are drenched from my Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"That woman's water just burst or she is leaving a sweat trail due to Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"Oh man, do you smell anything?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Sorry I have Third Degree Swamp Ass and can't hold in my gas."
by Bass Drop Donnie June 22, 2012
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swamp ass

A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness

The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.
Example:

After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."
by Ragdolly August 3, 2005
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