Steamy Wank

When a bloke flops out his cock during a hot shower and starts fucking his hand till he spills his man seed

Had a wank, special one...a fucking steamy wank

by Ma mums dead June 24, 2015

Steamy Stacks

A large steaming pile of shit

Ahh gross, it smells like a hundred steamy stacks in here.

by Thebassila March 27, 2020

Steamy rattlesnake

When you take such a large dump so large that it hits the bottom of the toilet and coils up like a rattlesnake.

I took a steamy rattlesnake last night. It was so large I had to get the scissors.

by The Steamy Master June 05, 2011

Steamy Shatner

When your loved one ambushes you by taking a hot stinky shit while you are taking a hot steamy shower. The stench mixes with the steam and just lingers and lingers. It often causes the victim to vomit in the shower.

We hadn't even been married three weeks when he gave me a steamy shatner.

by Josie Stalin October 02, 2014

Steamy Wiener

When your hitting a girl from the back and you pull out a hot dog and stick it in her butt

I was hitting Emily from the back and I gave her the Steamy Wiener

by ducks2019 August 20, 2016

The Steamy Farmer

When you fart while plowing someone. A very advanced sexual maneuver.

"Man, I absolutely gave that girl the steamy farmer last night."
"Gross, dude."

by Zvezdislav February 17, 2018

Steamy-boi

When a person either the sex of Male or Female is very mad and needs to cool off (just like those five stars you got while playing GTA V).

Mad Girl: Fuck off!
Generic Man: Wow you must be a steamy-boi.

by DeadZoneHark March 11, 2018