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Standing Blow-vation

The act of receiving an amazing blowjob after a great show performance or a hard day at work.
Brad Pitt : Dude great job with that rad violin solo last night, the crowd went wild!

Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!
by OgJaw February 11, 2013
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stinking badges

Comes from the movie "Treasure of the Sierra Madre", 1948, starring Humphrey Bogart. Bogie and two other Norteamericanos are looking for gold in Mexico. Banditos come to the campsite and identify themselves as Federales.
"If you guys are the Federales, then where are your badges?"
"¿Badges? ¡We don't need no stinking badges!"
Also a line in a Pink Floyd song:
We don't need no......stinking badges.
by Some Old Geezer July 6, 2006
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Slanking

Responding to life's adversities with acceptance, constructive actions and a positive attitude.
My homie committed suicide. The pain is present but we choose to learn from it instead of drowning in sorrow . Increasing our awareness, consciously bonding and empathizing. Being more considerate and helpful with one another. Being thankful for the person he was whilst alive and the teachings his life and death have provided us. —and thus we're slanking.
by DGBE July 27, 2018
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gang stalking

Gang stalking is the act of large surveillance teams continuously tracking, stalking and surveilling 'Targeted Individuals' on a watchlist.

The tracking is done primarily via picking up the target's mobile phone location using cell site simulators (eg. 'stingray'). This tracking beacon is then used to auto-detect when the target is 'on the move'.

The surveillance team - 50+ in number - will then 'line the route' of the target, surveil them using covert camera's, and transmit the footage back to a control center using 5g.

The surveillance teams are in the guise of people such as taxi's drivers, joggers, cyclists etc and are rotated around the country each day so the numberplates cannot be tracked.

Custom-made apps feature:
* profiles for each target
* a mapping system with the exact location of the target
* automatic 'on the move' detection
* satnav directions
* starring of the targets favourite locations
* a messaging system
* live camera feed's (from the front/rear of the vehicle).

Common surveillance team features are color coordination, subtle hand signals, 'brighting' (illumination of the target) and same time entry/exit.

The target may also experience other investigatory techniques and/or harassment with experimental military technology.

It is a violation of multiple human rights, but is difficult to prove.

The only way to get off the list is to leave the country.

Most people think it is paranoia/delusion when they first hear about it, but it is real.
I don't want to go out today because of gang stalking - I am being followed everywhere I go.
by GangstalkingExplained.org January 4, 2023
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group stalking

What is group stalking ?

Group stalking is a form of community mobbing and organised stalking combined, where cowards gang up on a few people. Just like you have workplace mobbing, and online mobbing, which are both fully recognised as legitimate, this is the community form carried out by the majority of the population.

Group stalking is organised harassment at it's best, and covert murder at its worst. It is the targeting of an individual for revenge, jealousy, sport, or to keep them quite, etc.

It's a psychological attack that can completely destroy a persons life, as well as a physical attack carried out by car crashes, arson, and poisoned foods, while leaving little or no evidence to incriminate the perpetrators.
A.k.a. gang stalking

primary targets are woman, minorities, dissidents, whistle blowers, etc..

Example :
To get some revenge we had Joe stalked, mobbed and harassed 24/7, the group stalking never stopped. We had him followed while he walked his kid to school, cut off driving to work, we broke into his home, bugged his house, poisoned his milk and leftovers with toxic levels of heavy metals, and made that guy think he was going loco, crazy. We really messed with him till he was broken.

It violates U.S. codes Title 18 civil rights
Section 241 - conspiracy to deprive rights
Section 242 - depravation of rights under the color of law
The group stalking got turned up when they tried run my pregnant wife over. It's like they're trying to kill my whole family.
by Tarked Marget April 18, 2016
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Briggsy spanking

A variety of spanking indulged in by arty types. The spankee coats his arse with oil paints of many colours and bends over a sculpture of Shakespeare. The spanker then larrups the spankees paint-smeared buttocks with a palette or rolled-up canvas. The gleeful yelpings of the spankees are often recorded and sold in art shops as "Sounds to inspire you".
That fellow with the easel has quite a limp. Aubrey.

Yes. I think you'll find he's been the spankee in some Briggsy spanking.
by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006
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stacking cake

I'm gonna keep stacking cake and you're gonna keep stacking cake, then we'll have enough for a 6-month lease.
by DevinG December 16, 2011
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