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Squirtle

A pokemon that is half squirrel half turtle
most people say that Squirtle looks a lot more like a squirrel than a turtle
by Hugfangi April 3, 2019
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Head Squirtle

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.
He was giving a them a head squirtle
by MADBJ May 24, 2024
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Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024
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Squirtle

The action of a Female Projecting a liquid out of her Vagina, but only a little amount.
The word combines Squirt and Little.
(could also be known as a pokemon)
" I just Squirtled on the mirror "
" I got a video of me Squirtling "
" I love to Squirtle"
by TinkleToes68 April 23, 2017
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Squirtle

When a person uses an enema to prepare for a anal session and does not eliminate all the water completely before the fun and accidentally shoots it out of their butt at an inopportune time.
"I was hooking up with this dude last night and when I gagged on his dick, I squirtled all over my feet."
by Iamincognito February 17, 2024
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Squirtle

A sex move, you make her squirt with a squirtle Pokémon card.
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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Squirtle

An act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie but performed on a bidet.
“Hey Judy!” shouted Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a quick Squirtle before Jeopardy?”
by anonymous March 26, 2023
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