spoonered

When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly

Kirsty was pretty spoonered when she decided to spit in the jelly

by george March 31, 2003

Silver Spooner

A person who wants nothing but food from another individual. Not money, clothes, or even love. Just plain, old, simple, food.

HEY BUY ME SOME FOOD!
You're such a silver spooner....

She a gold digger? Nah man she a silver spooner

by Milleumas May 13, 2011

Spooner

A sophisticated form of 'tool'. When combining 'stoner' and 'tool', spooner is made.

He's such a spooner.

by Vanessia September 28, 2009

spooner

Used to refer to a person with a huge forehead that usually recedes to the middle of the scalp. Usually accompanied by the callee slapping his/her forehead.

Oi spooner..your forehead is so shiny it looks like..em..you've got a spoon on it!

by Baggus November 6, 2006

Spooner

A guy, who, sit's at lunch, and carves face and other things into his fruit.

Guy 1 - "That guy Steve...He's such a Spooner."

Guy 2 - "We should start calling him 'Spooner Steve '"

Guy 1 and 2 - "Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha"

by Nick Nick June 11, 2006

spoonerhead

spoonerhead- a {gay} guy who wants to get {spooned} nonstop by other flaming {homosexuals} who have small {pps}

Dude your such a spoonerhead

by non homos December 24, 2009

Spooner

Spooner, is an Assasin who kills people on the most dumbest ways possible.

Jesse: "Gosh watch out, it's a spooner!

by 360Henriator May 4, 2017