speedy blumpkin

A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.

I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.

by Speedyblumpkins27 June 27, 2016

Speedy McMoneybags

Some chivalry is still intact. Intelligent. Secretive. Amazing in bed. Intuitive.

Speedy McMoneybags could easily steal your heart!

by fleapie April 12, 2023

Speedy cooler

A really cool guy who likes sonic and is funny!! He can probally do a kickflip and has a large peepee

Hey dude that guy is a speedy cooler!!!

Sup girlfriend i went out with a speedy cooler

by PokeTheCelery April 20, 2018

Speedy Gonzales

Taking cocaine and tequila.

The engineers wondered what it was called when you take cocaine and tequila. I told them it's a Speedy Gonzales.

by HowIsThisNotAThingYetIts2018 August 2, 2018

speedy hoorah

A speedy hoorah is simply the act of texting 3 2-letter words or acronyms in a row

Ik it do
Hey thats a speedy hoorah

by Challenge December 13, 2009

Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

Speedy 'Spinosa

The fastest cross country and track athlete at AHS who runs a mile in less than 5 minutes. He likes to blaze it up.

Oh snap that dude just pulled a Speedy 'Spinosa, did you see how fast he was?

by Blazin' Speed June 22, 2011