Lorton Speedball

A combination of adderall (cocaine) and percocet (heroin). Available everywhere, but originating on the streets of 703.

Alex: Duuuuude im so psyched for tomorrow.

Colton: Why??

Alex: I told you, I'm making a lorton speedball!!

Jimmo: Faster, pussies!!!

by cwalk787 November 13, 2010

Suburban Speedball

A strong high/low combination of a 2 serving or more energy drink (Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster, etc.) and prescription painkiller or other strong downer (most commonly Vicodin or comparable). Produces a very strong "Trip" or "High" that can last several hours until an equally strong crash or "Low" as the caffiene

Dude, I was tripping balls on that Suburban Speedball all morning!

by Heretic Bassist November 11, 2009

Suburban Speedball

A drug combination used mostly by white, middle-class high school kids who don't know where to find cocaine and heroin, but who have a medicine cabinet full of prescriptions. A suburban speedball is made from combining adderall or ritalin with any of the opioid painkillers, such as vicodin, percoset, codiene, etc.

"Bro, I'm bored, wanna meet up and do some suburban speedballs then ride bikes to the park? My mom just picked up my ADHD meds today and my dad still has some perc 20s from his back surgery. I'm sure he won't miss them, lol!"

"Hellz yeah mane! Party, party, party!"

by OShwagg December 17, 2019

Miller Speedball

(noun) - A beer and a coffee imbibed together - usually immediately after waking.

(Origin: Northern California)

"You want some coffee?"

"Of course. Any beers leftover from last night? I'll take one of those too."

"One Miller Speedball coming up..."

by Jacob Resneck May 22, 2008

Kurdish Speedball

A dangerous cocktail of stimulants and depressants comprised of a cigarette, a glass of heavily sweetened tea, an energy drink and a handful of sleeping pills. These ingredients are frequently smuggled across borders in the Middle East at reasonable prices. The Kurdish Speedball is usually used in an attempt to relieve the stress that goes with being a member of an oppressed group.

Ever since Comrade Mazlum lost his dad to the brutality of the Turkish government, he's been unable to get to sleep without a Kurdish Speedball.

by Nice to meat you May 2, 2021

genetic speedballing

The concoction of DNA that results in superior intelligence with a lack of common sense.

The guy who runs the ElectroBOOM YouTube channel is clearly a result of genetic speedballing.

by tester010 December 17, 2022

Baja Speedball

Xanax + Adderall + shot of tequila. Preferably taken in small doses throughout the day.

Went down to Cabo for the weekend, Dave and I were doing Baja Speedballs all day on Friday.

by SwishaaSweet July 24, 2020