sparkle show

When you cum so hard it becomes a solid and starts to glitter. It glows like glow stone and sparkles in the night. Crack your penis and the sparkle show shall begin.

Baby we ran out of fireworks
It's alright, I can make the sparkle show

by towbei October 26, 2019

Bad Sparkle

An unusually short and fetching dark-haired young vixen (not unlike a mini Wonder Woman) who possesses an otherworldy/unparalleled gleam within her bright, mischievous, ultimately evil eyes. But her heart is as sparklingly pure and ambitious as it is shaded with desire for the other, darker side, which is unquestionably more than meets the casual eye, which is exceedingly unconventional and certainly tasty, but the sneaky bitch does have quite a tendency to f'n cheat at minature golf. She also has hickeys, adorable teenage-like feet, and a pimp. Bad Sparkle.

Bad Sparkle: "I have killer eyes. And I WILL use them. I also fear scarves. And I'm going to be an attorney. I'm dominant. GET OUT OF MY WAY."

by Neralich the ANTI-HERO September 21, 2009

slow your roll, sparkle

telling a very sped person to shut the fuck up

slow your roll, sparkle

by jackbut77 March 7, 2015

Sparklehorse

An incredibly underrated musician that released three sad and beautiful albums before committing suicide. His final album, sarcastically titled "It's a Wonderful Life" was his best and is a classic, or at least it should be. The best songs on that album are the first three: It's A Wonderful Life, Gold Day, and Piano Fire.

Check Sparklehorse out on youtube his songs are really sugary sweet and melodic while also being kind of sad. It's a great combination you'd probably like him

by UltimateToast September 7, 2010

Sparkle McStalker

Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.

I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!

by Not Sparkle McStalker December 31, 2009

sparkletickle

When you have to sneeze, but you can't and you have a tingle in your nose like you really have to sneeze but you cant.
#sparkle tickle #totally tubular #party time #totally all the way #funtime #party time #summer time #tubular time

I totally have sparkletickle right now. I really want to sneeze.

by Wisjd June 16, 2017

sparkle straight

A cis het man who feels comfortable with behaviors and expressions that are traditionally assigned to women or gay men.

I need a sparkle straight who can get his nails done with me and then rail me all night long.

by KhaosMokita December 21, 2022