“Oh yeah Solomon liked Aaliyah”
“Yeah she said he ruined everything and that’s why they don’t talk anymore”
“Yeah she said he ruined everything and that’s why they don’t talk anymore”
by dnenen November 23, 2021
Get the Solomonmug. (noun.)
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.
Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.
Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.
A: Okay, so we can either go to Taco Bell or fuck.
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!
A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!
A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?
by cyclopentane July 11, 2024
Get the Solomonmug. Somebody who makes you feel like the most beautiful person in the universe, he will make you fall so deeply in-love you forget who you are, then he'll get mad at you for not knowing who you are and destroy you all over again, Solomon will only ever leave you heart broken and forcing yourself to rebuild yourself while not letting yourself feel because you don't want to care that your alone but you alone.
by Emojem3 March 24, 2023
Get the Solomonmug. by Choi._.TOTO July 23, 2023
Get the Solomonmug. Solomon is the most hilarious friend you will find. He is hilarious but can be serious and defensive.
Phrases a Solomon Nguyen would say
"That's gay" or "I'm so stupid" or "you're so gay!"
Phrases a Solomon Nguyen would say
"That's gay" or "I'm so stupid" or "you're so gay!"
"Solomon Nguyen is so funny!" Girl 1
"Calling people gay isn't funny" pale white guy
"This is why no one likes you" Girl 1
"Calling people gay isn't funny" pale white guy
"This is why no one likes you" Girl 1
by TrueDefinitions112 November 13, 2018
Get the Solomon Nguyenmug. That nigga. Aura that could bless generations, fine and nonchalant, a true blessing to this place we call earth. Skies get brighter, birds sing, air smells sweeter, and flowers bloom when he comes around. He’s him.
by Thatgirltoomuch October 2, 2025
Get the Solomonmug.