A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.
It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
by Clive doheartson October 02, 2016
My girlfriend let out a really smelly puffer last night which caused me to lose my erection. It was gross and a total turn-off.
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008
Owen is a smelly cheese boy who stays inside all day gaming. He does not like women but he is very smart and intelligent. He is so smart he can't count to 100 i think he is very smart. I don't know if i can count to 100 yet because im not smart i think.
Oh my gosh it is Smelly Owen, he can count to 100 and hates women! I am the same I think they are dumb.
by TsKuu July 28, 2020
by Stopreadingthis213 April 17, 2020
Bobby the cool kid: Loser you suck!
Small Jim: are you from smelly town? Cause you smell.
Bobby died of depression and a heatstroke after being roasted so hard.
Small Jim: are you from smelly town? Cause you smell.
Bobby died of depression and a heatstroke after being roasted so hard.
by A Fucking Trump Hater October 13, 2021
by Johnny Garcia October 10, 2020
When your dicks smell is so dank that people a square mile can smell. Also when your legs open people may pass out due to the musk of your dick.
by Silliam November 05, 2018