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Schlong Slamming

The act of placing your penis on the toilet bowl rim and repeatedly slamming the seat down on it.
"That kid has got problems, when I went into the bathroom he was schlong slamming with my toilet bowl."

"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"
by GFoyle June 11, 2013
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Samming

Samming or *samming*

1- The look of complete adoration and love that only one can achieve when looking at the love of their life, AKA One Direction.

2- The action of copying Sam.

ORIGINATING from a tumblr post; a picture of a male fan standing in the GA section of the crowd of a one direction concert, with a look of awe on his face- ‘he needs a place in this fandom. Let’s call him Sam’.
Did you see that man in the crowd looking at One Direction- “he was samming”

“I’m samming over that new photo of Liam payne
by Harolds4nipples__ July 11, 2019
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Tag Spamming

The act of applying 5 brazillion unrelated tags to a youtube video in the hopes of having it come up on more peoples searches
Hey man come look at this guys tag spamming. Listen
sex, dick, hot, world of warcraft, god, atheist, politics, bush, patch 3.3.3, 3.0, 4.0, your, mom, did, me, last, night , no, she, didn't, screw, you, gay, fag, cigarette, misunderstanding, flocinocinihilipilification
by Wr. Wan October 9, 2010
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hand slamming

"OMG I walking into the house and caught my sister hand slamming herself, my eyes will never be the same again."
by Daikaiju February 22, 2015
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Spamming

(Verb) The act if obnoxiously doing something repeatedly for attention or in order to disturb others.
Please quit spamming the forums with offsite links.
by AnonymouslyManlyMan August 29, 2011
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Scamming

To straight take a fools card info/ BANK CARD and get free shit and free money and all the big booty gold digger thottianas
Bro he be scamming he took 3500 from my card and I never heard from him again
by Thejugggod November 11, 2019
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Slamming Hogs

Better known as “packen a dip/chew” the phrase “slamming hogs” originates back when chewing tobacco was first a thing. It’s said that slamming hogs can get you alot of kills. Of course in order to understand any of this you have to be one of the boys! Eh?
“Just upgraded to grizzly so imma be slamming hogs all week, yeeyee!”

Me and the boys been slamming hogs since 1969 b.c. during the deprobitionality era in iraq”

“Every Rona Season me and the boys drink some ronas, full sendin on the dunes and slamming hogs till”

“Slamming hogs gets you kills like you wouldn’t believe”

“Start at Skoal and maybe work your way up to grizzly, wide cut/long cut doesn’t just start slamming hogs boys”
by VizzleJizzle420 February 18, 2019
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