Slab

Stupid Little Ass Bitch

This guy is such a dumbass.
I know man, such a slab

by swegoverload February 15, 2015

slab

Cellphone, smartphone or other portable computer, particularly if telephony is only one of a number of functions, mostly internet-based.

"She took a seat, and immediately pulled her slab out of her purse and began texting someone."

by fluffernutters86 October 16, 2012

Slab

1. A new urban music quickly spreading on the UK underground scene. A derivative of hip-hop/ragga/electronica/dubstep & grime, Slab is a stripped down blend of hard hitting beats, combined with earsplitting bass and the fury of hardcore mcs and djs.

2. Used as alternative to bashment, jam or rave, meaning to go to a party or club-night.

"are you coming to the slab tonight?"

by jizzy jizz and the fresh jizz April 17, 2006

slab

A persons place of dwelling

I'm fixin to go to the slab

by DZWilliams October 28, 2006

Slab

The male reproductive organ, or penis.

Suck my slab!

by niggaflip March 13, 2010

slab

Much worse than a slob.

I can't believe you haven't had a shower in a week. You are such a slab!

by Neil February 28, 2005

slab

Surf slang, particularly used by bodyboarders, for a very heavy wave generally breaking over an extremely shallow reef. Most likely originated in Australia or USA.

1. Hey dude, you pulled into some slabs today.
2. Ah man, the surf was absolutely slabbing.

by RDL July 31, 2006