when you come home drunk and try to have sex with your lady and she turns you down, you then proceed to turn the opposite way and jerk off without your girl finding out
last night after gettin' hammered drunk i got home and tried to bang my girl and she shut me down, i turned over and pulled the silent jerk
by TC $$$$ January 20, 2009

A silent slut is a person who secretly gets around, and everyone knows it but never says anything. Most often guys, or well liked girls.
Girl1: I think Jamie likes me.
Girl2: No sweetie, he's a silent slut. He was with Krista 2 nights ago.
Girl2: No sweetie, he's a silent slut. He was with Krista 2 nights ago.
by SHWANGG September 20, 2006

Person 1: I was calling you all last night why didn't you ever pick up?
Person 2: Sorry man, I was sleeping on silent.
Person 2: Sorry man, I was sleeping on silent.
by TJromanowski February 15, 2009

When you successfully ejaculate in the presence of others without their knowledge. After which, you yell “Silent Abraham!”
by Cummy Fuggletrousers November 20, 2020

by TheClucass October 7, 2010

fart
a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah
a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah
by Big EE November 4, 2004

by King Shit January 16, 2003
