International throw short people day

A day on January 24th where you get to throw anyone under 5'4 without permission

Boy 1: Hey it's January 24th
Boy 2: So
Boy 3: International throw short people day
Boy2: -_-

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Throw A short person day

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers

“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”

by steamsteambox June 9, 2021

National throw short people day

for middle school you can throw dk because he is 5'4" and anyone 4'5" and below better run

me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls

by @lexisawolf May 16, 2022

National Kick Short People Day

Kick short people!

Hey I'm under 5'4 *kicks*

Sorry its National Kick Short People Day

by Imedriac September 13, 2021

national stop hate on short people day

National Stop Hate On Short People Day is on September 23rd.

haha ur short
no its national stop hate on short people day

by stophateonshortpeople October 7, 2022

national hug short people day

a day to appreciate all the short people and give them a hug

october 23

hey did you hear about national hug short people day? it's on october 23rd.

by so_uless October 22, 2020

National abuse a short person day

The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*

It allows any type of abuse.

13 June, National abuse a short person day

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020