National kill your short friend day

today kill any one of ur friends that’s under 5’3

A: look it’s B!
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day

by shortpeopleproblems October 5, 2020

National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

by callfoxy December 16, 2021

short boy appreciation day

December 22nd is short boy appreciation day, so send this to all your short guy friends.

Stacy: oh hey Joe, it's short boy Appreciation day!
Joe: bruh I'm not that short

by Mariaave December 22, 2019

national hug short people day

a day to appreciate all the short people and give them a hug

october 23

hey did you hear about national hug short people day? it's on october 23rd.

by so_uless October 22, 2020

National drag a broken short person day

On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission

Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!

by not not not benjamin September 26, 2022

National abuse a short person day

The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*

It allows any type of abuse.

13 June, National abuse a short person day

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

National Slap Your Short Friend Day

December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!

Have fun slapping those little pests!

Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"

Amanda "JOE N-"

Joe "slaps her"

by Idklol1790 December 14, 2022