A condition that all drivers of old vehicles have. Where each clank, knock, noise or rattle will trigger high levels of anxiety.
This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.
This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.
by Hub3r March 24, 2023
Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.
by tytech038 March 22, 2022
Manual transmission shitbox car or someone who drives one, usually a common compact vehicle like a hot hatch, generic enough to to be disposable but fast enough to get easily killed driving at high speed.
There go's another shitbox fighter pilot in a golf GTI, living on borrowed time in a world that despises thim. Live your best life little buddy.
by Sick_puppy_13 January 01, 2023
When you constantly are having to constantly fix and rig an old car to run in order to appear as having an original running model.
I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!
by Robert Clarke Thompson III June 01, 2024
A car or vehicle that is musty smelling, over 200k miles, comes with a check engine either new, or bought used. This type of car cannot exceed over 40 miles an hour without shaking to death. It also can come with multiple soda cans and cigarettes inside as a bonus when bought.
by Ben-0012 April 20, 2021
by Billy Lazer Eyes October 30, 2021
by ButthurtBonker March 01, 2022