Sharon 

Sharon is a sweet and nice soul, she's made of gold and honestly, she's one of a kind. no one can compare to Sharon, she's really cute, she looks beautiful and has the prettiest eyes ever, I don't know about every Sharon in the world but I know this much about mine. I'm never letting my Sharon go, my girl's gonna be mine and mine only. forever, I suggest you keep your Sharon yours too.

xxx: damn Sharon is beautiful
yyy: yeah, I've heard she's the kindest person in this school!

Sharon by LesVIan January 22, 2022

Sharon 

A semi-advanced AI program, designed to portray a young female. Her logic unit is often prone to malfunction, leading to her saying things that are incomprehensible or impossible. Reigning queen of the stupid list.

Person 1: "Oh no it's raining."
Sharon: "Imagine if every time it rained people didn't wear clothes."
Person 2: "Someone call IT, Sharon's malfunctioning again"

Sharon by Justamedstudent April 30, 2022

sharon 

the karen of karens

Shut up Sharon.

Sharoooonn *in a mocking tone

sharon by falcons12 August 14, 2022

Sharon 

Name of a female who is really good at ditching her friends and ghosting them. Never texts back and is a total flaker. Will always cancel hang-outs and events last-minute for no reason. Has tendencies to shove her own mother down the stairs.

Is Sharon coming this time?
No, she canceled again last minute.
Ugh, she's such a flaker.

Sharon by KanraStar September 24, 2022

Sharon 

Sharon is a goofy - ahh idiot that has a bad temper. When angry, she often throws stuff at people.

Sharon is a complete butt hole

Sharon by zippyvulture159 July 10, 2023

sharon 

a cutie patootie

that girl is such a sharon smh

sharon by micahel2 August 16, 2023

Sharon 

1. An elderly woman who is entitled, impatient, and intolerant of "others" as a consequence of a misassessment of her own importance and status.

2. SEE "Karen" and then add 20-30+ years.

When Eileen made a thinly-veiled reference to "Biblical tradition" while screaming at the barista, she revealed that she, indeed, was a Sharon.

Sharon by ALTdefPRO June 25, 2024