Shalome

The Girl name of Shalom. Probably lead 5 guys on just to leave them hanging.

Aye.....Shalome, Shawty!

by Diana Falls July 17, 2020

shalom

she is Christian Shalom is a girl who is funny outside of school and very very very serious in school she has a friends

Shalom means hello

by E nis October 24, 2020

Shalom

A really kind and pretty girl who is very hot and catches people eye a lot. A perspn who is very cool and creative, and has a great sense of style. A real smartass but to afraid to tell her friends because she thinks they will judge her. Know when to stop and she overthinks. Drop dead gorgeous inside and out tho.

"omg look she is so pretty!"
"oh shalom? where?"

by grace.yayayaya November 23, 2021

Shalom

Shalom believes in Judaism therefor he is the walking definition of autism

shalom: I AM A RETARD

by snickers06 May 22, 2023

Shalom

Alep gemok

Hey! Shalom! How are you doing?

by Zerzerzew November 9, 2023

Shalom Alechem

"Shalom Alechem" a way of greeting a gentleman with glory and respect. People try greeting others by saying things such as: What's up, what's good, whats cooch. But the ONLY right way to greet a sir properly is:

Step 1. Shake hand firmly

Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"

If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"

And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.

(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)

Scenario 1:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)

Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"

and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes

by Johnnymizrahi December 20, 2023

Shalom Alechem

“SHALOM ALECHEM”

A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”

Example:
Johnny: “yo ben”
Ben: “whatsgood”
Johnny: “shalom alechem”
Ben: “fuck you nigger”

by Johnnymizrahi December 5, 2023