ghetto seal

A rarely seen black aquatic sports competitor.

Did you see how fast that ghetto seal swam his leg of the 4x100? He was so fast and smooth he looked like an oil slick!

by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

seal sheppard

A derogatory term for an eskimo...

I saw a seal sheppard at WallMart. She bought a shit ton of toilet paper!

by Michael Ostomy April 23, 2010

seals crib

British brothel located in a secret area, run by a squad of 4.

Lad 1: You see that brothel over there?
Lad 2: Yeah, the Seals Crib

by ljpftdagger February 2, 2016

Pop a seal

pop a seal of a codeine bottle for lean

Popularized by Travis Scott

I top a, Pop a pill, pop a seal to forget about ya - la flame

by bullhorn559 March 18, 2019

Seal the deal

have sex with

Yes, Jimmy, I am going to seal the deal with Elizabeth

by gamegangster February 13, 2015

Navy SEAL

The fewer, the prouder, the braver

There are marines, but then there are Navy SEALs

by udt2015 September 15, 2009

fuck sealed

a virgin
someone who has not had sexual intercourse

why is Mary the Holy Virgin..
coz she was fuck sealed

by papershredder December 17, 2010