New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

Scooby Doo on the Mug Root Beer

When a Scooby Doo is on a Mug Root Beer

SCOOBY DOO ON THE MUG ROOT BEER

by Monsieur Rizzman August 15, 2024

Root Beery

Tasting of root beer

That root beer was root beery

by {Professor_Chaos} September 27, 2015

Root Beeroholic

Someone who uses root beer as an emotional crutch. 🩼

The term "root beeroholic" was a joke taken from an SML.

Therapist: Why do have you drank over 60 cans of root beer every week?

Patient: I'm too afraid to confront my problems so I cope with root beer.

Therapist: Hmmm... It sounds like you may be a root beeroholic.

by Uncommon Aphid January 14, 2025

rootbeer barrel

an extremely tasty alcoholic conconction which involves pouring beer into a shallow glass then dropping a shot glass filled with rootbeer schnapps into the middle and guzzling it until it is gone.

Drunk: damn im drunk, i just took like 10 rootbeer barrels

Bartender: you are cut off get out of here

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

vanilla rootbeer

a combination of vanilla and rootbeer it is low key the most amazing drink ever

that vanilla rootbeer is in fire

by Misikir Atlaye October 4, 2016

rootbeer

A soda that despite it's clever name actually contains no beer.

Jane drank all the rootbeer...greedy bitch.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006