When a man dresses up as a clown and paints himself like a clown and puts on a condom filled with a singular McDonalds menu item in it while trying to get their partner to have a marathon of sexual intimacy until it burst them the man try’s to eat the ingredients out of there partners hole.

Man: hey babe can we try Ronald McDonald condom?
Partner: sure what is it?
Man: (already painting himself and ordering the item online)

Ronald McDonald condom by McDonald’s booty muncher. January 22, 2026

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Ronald McDonald Presidents

The makeup wearing clowns who occupied the White House from Ronald Reagan to Donald Trump.

It will be studied for a long time how the Ronald McDonald Presidents were allowed to bamboozle the American population, orchestrate their elections, and ruin the country. From the Supreme Court handing the unelected son of a former president the keys, to using mail in ballots during a pandemic, to splitting the ticket with a joke third party candidate, to using wounded veterans as decoys, and using the son of a previous presidential candidate who lost, everything has been exposed already. Now it's up to the People to care enough to see it.

Ronald McDonald Presidents by Publius0987 January 28, 2026

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