Mitt Romney

To fuck someone after taking everything away from them.

When we get to the hotel room, I am gonna give you a Mitt Romney said the prostitute to the john.

Mitt Romney by Bliff Blaffington July 6, 2012

Mitt Romney

A businessman that should know that many of the job losses in 2009 have been announced when Bush was in power and therefore unemployment dropped under President Obama contrary to the constant spin by the GOP who are desperate in the final days, because Romney's campaign is going southwards since the "binders for womens gaffe" in the second debate and his disastrous performance on the third debate which was even worst than Obama's first debate. His poor performance during Hurricane Sandy, comments made by an Indiana GOP Senate Candidate about pregnancy and other nonsense from other GOP celebrities such as Rudy Guiliani won't help

Mitt Romney flip-flops daily on all issues

Mitt Romney by Cre47 November 3, 2012

A Romney 

The amount of time (approx. 3 1/2 hrs) that it takes a famous politician to change their mind on something.

Not to be confused with romney

"I've been stuck in line for A Romney"
"Send them to bed in A Romney or two"

A Romney by joethehermit June 10, 2012

Blue Romney 

The act of shoving a beer bottle up an individual's anus, base first.

Dude, I thought my girl was a freak but last night she proved it with a Blue Romney.

Blue Romney by R. Sauers September 3, 2012

clit romney

Simpley put, Mitt Romney is "Clit Romney"

Man dude you pulled a "Clit Romney" picking on that fat white handi cap kid and all ...

clit romney by Club May 20, 2016

New Romney 

Small town in Kent that mainly consists of miserable old cunts, crackheads, weed-smoking kids and the odd homeless fella sat at Sainsbury's.

Person 1: Where you going later?
Person 2: New romney mate.

Person 1: Fuck that you'll probably get shanked up by some crackhead!
Person 2: You only live once!

New Romney by Martin Sweeney November 18, 2018

The Mitt Romney 

When you ejaculate on 47% of your lovers face.

I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'

I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.

My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.

The Mitt Romney by RoyCoup November 14, 2012