rocky mountain goat piss

Keystone Light or Coors Light beer.

I went to a FIJI party last night but all they had was rocky mountain goat piss, I was so pissed, at least give me some Bud!

by PhilZeller October 29, 2006

rocky mountain steam clean

To deposit feces or semen on a woman's tits, then clean it off with a stream of piss

"I gave the whore a Cleveland Steamer, then finished her off with a Rocky Mountain Steam Clean. She only charged me fifty bucks."

by Vegan Carnivore September 05, 2006

rocky mountain goat piss

Noun.

The brand of beer known as Coors Light.

"No way I'm drinking that Rocky Mountain goat piss; pour me a Guinness."

by Frank Carter May 26, 2005

rocky mountain chocolate factory

To shit in the face of your sexual partner

He gave her an extra $50.00 for the "rocky mountain chocolate factory".

by Someone who Cares February 09, 2014

rocky mountain cool aid

Coors beer, light or otherwise, usually it's a friendly jab said by homebrewers because the major American breweries use non traditional crap to make thier beer (rice).

Well, Imma have a Corona, but pass the boy a rocky mountain cool aid.

by Rick James Brown August 11, 2004

Rocky mountain piss water

Another name for Coors lite, the worst beer known to man.

I can't believe Dave only brought Rocky mountain piss water, this party is gonna suck.

by Charmander311 March 24, 2018

Rocky mountain belt buckle

Noun: A sexual act where the male anally penetrates the female and then, "reaches around" and inserts his fingers into her vagina. If all 4 fingers are used the motion is similar to a cowboy tugging on his belt buckle.

Formerly known as a greasy briefcase.

My wife was so drunk and horny last night she asked me hitch her up like a Rocky mountain belt buckle!

by ShedderOfLight August 01, 2020