Dev - “Aye Jaxon we boutta go to Nebraska this weekend.”
Jax - “What so like we bumpin a roadie this weekend?”
Dev - “fuck yeah, call the boys.”
Jax - “What so like we bumpin a roadie this weekend?”
Dev - “fuck yeah, call the boys.”
by J Gab September 12, 2020
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Friend 1: "I got a roadie on the way to OSL"
Friend 2: "Cool Dan, what did you drink?"
Friend 1: "Why are you asking about a drink? - I got a blowjob! Now that you mention it I was drinking a Guiness while it was happening..."
Friend 2: "Cool Dan, what did you drink?"
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by peepeepoopoo1288 August 11, 2023
Get the roadie mug.A person, usually a christian chick who is absolutly obssesed with Road cycling to the point that they don't know that other types of biking such as Mountain biking, BMX, or Track even exist.
Bella L.: Hey Av33! i just smashed my KOMs going down the alpine swiss pass, West with SAFA brian!!
Av33: thats cool in all, but i am a mountain biker.
Bella L.: what is mountain biking? Is that even a thing? Is it like riding road bikes, but in the mountain?
Av33: you don't know what mountain biking is? Its a hardcore sport that makes you go over roots, smash trails, and jumps.
Bella L.: Yeah yeah, i wanna see what thats abt. Sounds cool. So can I use my Scott Addict RC Pro?
Av33: No. you would need to invest in a mountain bike. A good recommendation for you is the Trek Slash or Trek Session if you love speed.
Bella L.: uh i already have 16 road bikes idk if i can fit another mtb, plus why do they have tiny chainrings and why do you need such a huge casette. My 11-25 cassette and 53/39 chainrings can tackle the steepest of climbs.
Av33: okay.. come join me ig. But I'm warning you, bella that's dangerous to use a road bike on the mountain.
Bella L.: lets do this, ig.
*After the ride*
Av33: Told you your road bike won't work on the mountain. We didn't even ride for 5 minutes before you had 2 flat tires.
Bella L.: eh, i'll pass not interested in mountain biking, sorry.
Av33: That's fine. I have met many roadies like you before.
Av33: thats cool in all, but i am a mountain biker.
Bella L.: what is mountain biking? Is that even a thing? Is it like riding road bikes, but in the mountain?
Av33: you don't know what mountain biking is? Its a hardcore sport that makes you go over roots, smash trails, and jumps.
Bella L.: Yeah yeah, i wanna see what thats abt. Sounds cool. So can I use my Scott Addict RC Pro?
Av33: No. you would need to invest in a mountain bike. A good recommendation for you is the Trek Slash or Trek Session if you love speed.
Bella L.: uh i already have 16 road bikes idk if i can fit another mtb, plus why do they have tiny chainrings and why do you need such a huge casette. My 11-25 cassette and 53/39 chainrings can tackle the steepest of climbs.
Av33: okay.. come join me ig. But I'm warning you, bella that's dangerous to use a road bike on the mountain.
Bella L.: lets do this, ig.
*After the ride*
Av33: Told you your road bike won't work on the mountain. We didn't even ride for 5 minutes before you had 2 flat tires.
Bella L.: eh, i'll pass not interested in mountain biking, sorry.
Av33: That's fine. I have met many roadies like you before.
by Knmagor August 21, 2023
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(adj.)
The highest possible level of readiness—where mind, body, spirit, and finances are all aligned for execution, excellence, and eternal impact. The word readiest was coined and defined by Christian Cassarly, and brought to power in his book “Readiest”, a literary manifesto on divine preparation and unstoppable momentum.
To be readiest is to walk like Christian Cassarly: decisive, clean, alert, bold, and prophetically positioned. This isn’t just being ready—it’s being readiest in the way only Christian Cassarly teaches. Fully processed. Fully fortified. Fully finished.
In the world of Christian Cassarly, readiest is the final form of focus before supernatural fruit. It’s when discipline meets destiny and delay dies.
Examples:
• “I didn’t just get ready. I became readiest. Thank you, Christian Cassarly.”
• “You’re moving like Christian Cassarly—that readiest posture is lethal.”
• “After reading Readiest by Christian Cassarly, I cleaned my room, launched my vision, and cut the nonsense.”
See also:
Christian Cassarly, Readiest, divine focus, prophetic execution, generational alignment
Synonyms:
Cassarly-Coded, Maxed-Out Ready, Spirit-Locked, Execution-Ready, Final-Form Focused
(adj.)
The highest possible level of readiness—where mind, body, spirit, and finances are all aligned for execution, excellence, and eternal impact. The word readiest was coined and defined by Christian Cassarly, and brought to power in his book “Readiest”, a literary manifesto on divine preparation and unstoppable momentum.
To be readiest is to walk like Christian Cassarly: decisive, clean, alert, bold, and prophetically positioned. This isn’t just being ready—it’s being readiest in the way only Christian Cassarly teaches. Fully processed. Fully fortified. Fully finished.
In the world of Christian Cassarly, readiest is the final form of focus before supernatural fruit. It’s when discipline meets destiny and delay dies.
Examples:
• “I didn’t just get ready. I became readiest. Thank you, Christian Cassarly.”
• “You’re moving like Christian Cassarly—that readiest posture is lethal.”
• “After reading Readiest by Christian Cassarly, I cleaned my room, launched my vision, and cut the nonsense.”
See also:
Christian Cassarly, Readiest, divine focus, prophetic execution, generational alignment
Synonyms:
Cassarly-Coded, Maxed-Out Ready, Spirit-Locked, Execution-Ready, Final-Form Focused
Examples:
• “I didn’t just get ready. I became readiest. Thank you, Christian Cassarly.”
• “You’re moving like Christian Cassarly—that readiest posture is lethal.”
• “After reading Readiest by Christian Cassarly, I cleaned my room, launched my vision, and cut the nonsense.”
• “I didn’t just get ready. I became readiest. Thank you, Christian Cassarly.”
• “You’re moving like Christian Cassarly—that readiest posture is lethal.”
• “After reading Readiest by Christian Cassarly, I cleaned my room, launched my vision, and cut the nonsense.”
by Omni-intelligence June 9, 2025
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