Reuben

Kant

Q: wtf? Is that a kant?
A: oi yee,it s reuben

by Wohuj April 18, 2018

Reuben

Reuben is a bit of a simp but really talented at the guitar and music in general, can be a bit boring sometimes but we forgive him because he is extremely good looking, Reuben’s also normally have a crazy ex (usually named libbie)

I wanted to sneak out tonight but Reuben won’t because he is boring :/

by Kittyyfrancis May 19, 2020

Reuben

wanker, my beloved

wow you smell like reuben

by soguihjipe May 21, 2021

reubenepoop

Someone who is being a poo and stealing all your things.

He keeps being a reubenepoop

by Coolest_of_the_cools February 24, 2022

Paul Reubens Hat Trick

To masturbate 3 times in one day.

My wife and kids are gone for the day. I am contemplating whether or not to attempt the Paul Reubens Hat Trick

by Shinebert April 24, 2015

Full Reuben

Going full bore into something without caring about the consequences. For example, getting into a shower after a full two day bender and falling asleep for two hours, or falling head over heels in love and getting engaged within a month.

'I can easily see myself go Full Reuben on her.'
'I went out on Friday and woke up on Monday morning. I now have a belly button ring and a questionable tattoo. I went Full Reuben.'

by softpussysophie September 24, 2020

Reuben

Reuben is one of the twelve tribes of Israel, the first born son of Israel, known today as the Seminole Indians.

Genesis 49:3 Reuben, thou art my firstborn, my might, and the beginning of my strength, the excellency of dignity, and the excellency of power:

by Romans9 November 30, 2018