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a beliveable yet untrue statement from a speaker, that is drunk with the excitement of their supposed ability to use big words.

an expression used to insult someone to their face about how they like to use big words because they think they are smart. thus using irony to get the sarcastic point across.
Smartass: I think you losers are Munificent abhorritions of society as we know it

Insulter: You are a Sophistical rhetorician inebriated by the exhuberance of his own verbosity!!!

Smartass: HUH?
by Tomcat07 January 9, 2006
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Rett

Name for extremely sexy guy. Girls can't stay away from him. He has alot of Swag and has a posse. Always a crowd mover, never follows others. Very attractive and smart.
Girl 1: Hey, look it's that hot kid.
Girl 2: I hung out with him last night, he's such a Rett.
Girl 1: He seems like one.
by Bushwacker June 18, 2012
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Rhetexical

When a person sends you a text message like "k" or "haha" & you cannot think of a reply. This is a conversation stopper, and like a rhetorical question, you do not need to give a reply, because who ever sent you this dumb text is not continuing the conversation, so neither should you.
Jim texts Lenny:
We're meeting at 6.

Lenny texts Jim:
K crisp

Jim:
wtf am i supposed to say to that, that is such a rhetexical.
Jim doesn't text Lenny back.
by thisismyhobby November 6, 2011
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rhetorical joke

The excuse you give when an intended joke you just said was not funny.
Person 1: I wonder how janice got herpes?

Person 2: 'Cus she is a SLUT!!!

Person 1: Dude if that was a joke it was not funny

Person 2: It was a rhetorical joke
by hueng low December 6, 2009
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rettractive

(adj)pronounced: re-TRAC-tive

Combination of the words repulsive and attractive. Someone who is so horribly ugly but yet impossible to look away from.
Her large, off-center eyes of different colours made her completely rettractive.
by Marc K July 29, 2005
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rhetorical textion

A text message asking a question that is not meant to be answered. Frequently addressed to the originator's entire phone book.

These messages can cause confusion by causing dozens of people to think that someone wants to hold an actual conversation with them, when in fact the sender of the message was simply lonely, amused, drunk, or all three.
Alice: Carol just texted me, 'Why the hell can't people in Atlanta use their turn signals?' How the hell should I know? I *do* use my turn signal!

Bob: Relax. It was a rhetorical textion. She sent it to me, too.
by scarshapedstar. January 6, 2009
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Reetta

Reetta is a name of a girl. She usually has dark hair and is more tanned than her friends. She can be a little childish and her love for kids movies and princess stories speaks for it. She is a sporty girl, who posesses a smokin' body, which is noticed by both men and other women... She is kind at heart and she has a lot of love to give to the people she thinks are deserving.
Guy 1: Oh my gosh is that Reetta?!
Guy 2: it is, you can't be wrong about that booty..
Guy 3: you got that right.
by Iidalover April 16, 2015
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