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first resort

n. a word (or phrase) created by Hillary Clinton as the antonym to last resort.
n. primary action
n. first choice for the course of action
"War should be a last resort, not a first resort"
-Hillary Clinton
by Victor Cas January 12, 2008
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Gradual Report

The most awesome news report ever, hosted by danny, most people watch him on youtube or on his website. One of his more well known projects is his douche nozzle project, in which he tried to deliver somewhere around 350 douche nozzles to the president of the united states. its a funny thing to watch every weekday, go check it out
Mike: The Gradual Report is one of the greatest things on youtube I've seen so far!
Jim: I know! Hes much better than you
by gwrarfaggotman April 6, 2008
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Retort

- verb

1) To reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to.

2) To return (an accusation, epithet, etc.) upon the person uttering it.

3) To answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.

- noun

4) A severe, incisive, or witty reply, esp. one that counters a first speaker's statement, argument, etc.

5) A glass device used for distillation or dry distillation in chemistry.

6) A furnace used for cremating dead bodies.

7) An industrial pressure cooker.
Andre- Yo, man. I think that bitch I was hittin' last night put the burn on me, man.

Archibald- Perhaps you should refrain, forhtwith, from engaging in intimate relations with your mother. (retort)

Andre- Fuck you, man. (also retort)

blub blub blub (also also retort)

fwooooooosh! (also also also retort)
by Speak and Spell February 28, 2009
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Reborn Mexican

A mexican-american that was never in touch with his mexican heritage, unexpectedly starts listening to mexican music and speaks more spanish.
My brother was always into to hip-hop music and out of nowhere he becomes a reborn mexican.
by UnknownLegends January 1, 2017
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Hustle Report

You c in elementary school you can get a Conduct report which is just a written piece on whatever rule you broke but my teacher likes yelling stop hustling me or i'm gonna give you a hustle report so ya plz send help :)
STOP HUSTLING ME OR I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A HUSTLE REPORT!!!!!!!
by Stickwood Jr May 28, 2019
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Stand Upright Rebooted

(otherwise known as sur) A shitty "reboot" of the popular Roblox Classic: "Stand Upright" the ownership has shitty update schedules,bare minimum as content,and the owner,Zai, does not care for the community
"hey wanna play stand upright rebooted?"
"No lol that game sucks"
by PhilosopherRinoku October 21, 2023
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report card

A piece of paper your school gives you, thinking you are going to have your parents sign it. Normally contains the letter "F" or "E" followed by comments from your teachers on how bad of a student you are.
Just got my report card, looked at it, all Fs, took to the teacher like: Throw some Ds on the bitch!

- Soulja Boy Tellem
by JustBlaze216 November 20, 2007
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