A super talented pop-singer from California. Her hit single "Friday" took audiences by storm, immediately becoming an international sensation and making her a household name. It is rumored that she suffers from some kind of asthma, which allows her to hit nasally, congested-like notes with utter perfection. This gives her a very unique sound which differentiates her from other contemporary pop stars.
It is also rumored that prior to becoming a pop-star, she spent many years studying philosophy independently in her spare time. It is theorized that this sort of intellectual exposure early in her childhood is the primary contributor to the deeply philosophical lyrics of "Friday", which covers things like temporality (the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’), determinism vs. libertarianism (Gotta make my mind up - which seat can I take?), meta-philosophy (Fun, fun, think about fun, You know what it is?), and phenomenology (Fun, fun, fun, fun).
It is also rumored that prior to becoming a pop-star, she spent many years studying philosophy independently in her spare time. It is theorized that this sort of intellectual exposure early in her childhood is the primary contributor to the deeply philosophical lyrics of "Friday", which covers things like temporality (the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’), determinism vs. libertarianism (Gotta make my mind up - which seat can I take?), meta-philosophy (Fun, fun, think about fun, You know what it is?), and phenomenology (Fun, fun, fun, fun).
Did you hear the new Rebecca Black song "Friday"!? I couldn't wrap my head around the way she hit those nasal notes, particularly in the chorus "Frie-day, Frie-day"...
by Krishnamurti March 25, 2011
Some rich girl made famous by YouTube who feels the need to recite the days of the week in a song so she won't forget them. And who was obviously influenced by Stephanie Meyer's Twilight books.
Rebecca Black "Yesterday was Thursday Today is Friday Friday Friday Friday Tomorrow is Saturday Sunday comes after Saturday"
by blurbb March 29, 2011
The result of parents who don't tell their overpriveliged kids "no" enough. She's thirteen years old, sings what has been called the worst song of all time, and then wonders why the whole fucking internet treats her like shit.
The song in question is called "Friday" and chronicles her weekly Friday schedule, describing everything from pouring herself a bowl of cereal to driving to a boozeless party in excrutiatingly bland detail.
She became an overnight internet sensation simply because of the fact the the lyrics, singing, and production values in her "music video" are so overwhelmingly sub-par that they have drawn attention from major news outlets, such as Good Morning America, Tosh.0, etc.
Because of her universally panned debut video, it is unlikely that any sort of career will stem form this musical abortion.
The song in question is called "Friday" and chronicles her weekly Friday schedule, describing everything from pouring herself a bowl of cereal to driving to a boozeless party in excrutiatingly bland detail.
She became an overnight internet sensation simply because of the fact the the lyrics, singing, and production values in her "music video" are so overwhelmingly sub-par that they have drawn attention from major news outlets, such as Good Morning America, Tosh.0, etc.
Because of her universally panned debut video, it is unlikely that any sort of career will stem form this musical abortion.
Guy1: Hey bro, have you seen that new video by Rebecca Black?
Guy2: No, is it good?
Guy1: Uh..Yeah, totally. Go watch it, it's awesome.
The next day...
Guy 2: You fucking prick...
Guy1:(trollface.jpg)
Guy2: No, is it good?
Guy1: Uh..Yeah, totally. Go watch it, it's awesome.
The next day...
Guy 2: You fucking prick...
Guy1:(trollface.jpg)
by Aandrew07 March 25, 2011
A twelve year old singer in possession of perhaps the most nasally voice EVER & who cannot decide between the front seat and the back seat. Commonly associated with phrases such as, "It's FRIIIDAY, FRIIIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIIIDAY!" She is apparently friends with a 40 year old Usher-esque man. Her song is very educational and will teach kids about the days of the week.
by cowboyalien March 24, 2011
Some annoying 13 girl who has managed to make an extremely popular, and terrible song, while making half the nation want to cut their ears off. I hate this bitch. And I'm pretty sure she gave my computer a virus when I played her fucking awful song.
Girl 1: Hey what day of the week is it?
Girl 2: It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.
Girl 1: Shut the fuck up before I strangle you, you stupid Rebecca Black fan....
Girl 2: It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.
Girl 1: Shut the fuck up before I strangle you, you stupid Rebecca Black fan....
by RealRecognizeReal12 March 25, 2011
Our response to Justin Bieber. After Hannah Montana began ruining music, Canada sent us this faggot to destroy it further. In retaliation, we unleashed something that was so bad that it's screwing both of us.
Seriously, why is it that these fucking people with no talent make shit-tons of money, yet if I walk into a label and tell them I can sing, I get fucking laughed at? It's bullshit.
Seriously, why is it that these fucking people with no talent make shit-tons of money, yet if I walk into a label and tell them I can sing, I get fucking laughed at? It's bullshit.
Dear USA,
After having suffered through years of torture at the hands of this "Hannah Montana", we are sending in our specialist on shitty music. His name is Justin Bieber.
Love,
Canada
Dear Canada,
I'll see your Bieber and raise you one singer whose worse than anything in existance. Say hello to Rebecca Black.
Love, the USA
Dear USA,
You win.
Canada
After having suffered through years of torture at the hands of this "Hannah Montana", we are sending in our specialist on shitty music. His name is Justin Bieber.
Love,
Canada
Dear Canada,
I'll see your Bieber and raise you one singer whose worse than anything in existance. Say hello to Rebecca Black.
Love, the USA
Dear USA,
You win.
Canada
by uberhero117 November 4, 2011
The reason why the word "Friday" will be stuck in your brain and will scar you for the rest of your life.
Person 1: THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!
Person 2: Oh god, why did you have to remind me of that Rebecca Black song....
Person 2: Oh god, why did you have to remind me of that Rebecca Black song....
by wolf4537 March 31, 2011