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Formally Regarded

A shitty-ass comeback that doesn't even make sense but could potentially be pulled off if someone calls you retarded and the crowd is retarded enough to accept it.
Emma: You are a RETARDED SON OF A BITCH LYING CHEATER!

Justin: Why yes, I am just simply formally regarded.
by An0nny442 March 18, 2023
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Rock Star Retarded

The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.
Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"
by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010
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retarded swamp goblin

- Who drank all the Natty Light?
- Some retarded swamp goblin with jean shorts who wasn't even invited to the party.
by Red D April 2, 2008
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Retarded Exclamation Point

A retarded exclamation point is the random numeral "1" that is mistakenly typed at the end of an exclamatory sentence when someone accidently lets go of the "Shift" key while trying to type an exclamation point (!) on a keyboard.
Dude One: Guess what I did last night
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: I got some of Trisha's sweet ass
Dude Two: WHAT1
Dude One: Huh? What the hell does "WHAT1" mean?
Dude Two: Oh, sorry man...retarded exclamation point.
by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009
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borderline retarded

1. Describing a person that barely has enough brain capacity to function in society by virtue of poor upbringing and their own stupidity.

2. Describing a person with an IQ around 70.

3. Describes a person that is severely brain damaged due to heavy drug use, yet still manages barely function enough to get by.
That fat kid is borderline retarded. If he was any dumber he would need to wear a helmet.

If your IQ were any lower we would have to enroll you in remedial classes because you're borderline retarded.

That borderline retarded stoner that works at the convenience store smoked himself stupid.
by Gen. Pringle September 8, 2010
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retarded randy

the process in which one retards hismself to the point of blurting out sarcastic remarks and hoping everyone will think they are funny. And he has a beard.
dude you are such a retarded randy. no one is impressed.
by retarded randy May 3, 2008
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Deershit Retarded

Describes a person who has the mental capacity of cervid feces.

Derived from the term, "Batshit Insane."
Haley: "sorry evey time i wright something ill think of you and make sure i spell and punctuate everything"

John: "Wow, you're completely deershit retarded."
by Ed54 July 6, 2010
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